04-16-2008, 12:18 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Re: Mike Adamle Appreciation Thread
OK..here's the last one from the main event and Keller doesn't get any nicer.
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3 -- MIZ & JOHN MORRISON vs. UNDERTAKER & KANE
Regarding Morrison, Adamle said: "You know, you have a tendency to look at this guy and say he's built like Tarzan, but he probably hits like Jane, unless you've seen him in the ring, because then it's a different story." What?! Where did that come from? Who has a tendency to say he looks like Jane who hasn't seen him in the ring? That just makes no sense.
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Adamle said he doesn't know if there's a more intimidating entrance than when Undertaker walks into the arena. That was the only normal thing he said all hour, and it's so obvious and lame that on normal standards it'd be worthy of criticism, but it was a relief because he got Taker's name right and described what he did as an "entrance
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After the break, Miz and Morrison were on the attack against Taker. Taker came back with a barrage of punches. Adamle said with confidence that Morrison was the person Taker was hitting. Taker gave Morrison a boot to the face. Adamle called it "a knee to the chest." Tazz corrected him by saying, "The flat boot to the face of Morrison." It never ends. If you didn't see this, you can't imagine how bad Adamle really was. Kane tagged in. Miz chop blocked him from behind and applied a leglock. Adamle called it a figure-four. Tazz said, "Not really. It's more of a leg bar." Miz and Morrison isolated Kane for the next two minutes. When Miz reached to tag Morrison, Adamle said, "Reach out and tag someone, Michael." Morrison and Taker each got simultaneous hot-tags. Taker and Kane finished Miz and Morrison with stereo chokeslams. Taker finished Morrison with the Tombstone.
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