Re: Rate & Mini-Summarize the Last Movie You Saw
Rating: D+. Bleh! Complete bullshit movie. Avoid the Director's Cut (and I'm sure the regular edition is probably worse) at all costs. Totally shits on the source material and the CG is some of the worst I've honestly seen. Just looks like complete shit. Shrek The Third looks like fucking Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children compared to Beowulf. Only reason this isn't getting an F- is because it's hilarious seeing Beowulf fight Grendel naked and seeing a faux Angelina Jolie naked brought back memories of Gia, Original Sin, and whatever shitty movie she was naked in.
As long as there's a Triforce, there will be a Zelda;
as long as there's a prosperous kingdom, there will be an evil bent on destroying it;
and as long as there's an oppressive force threatening Hyrule, there will be a boy...
in a green tunic, silver shield, and magic blade to stand against it.