Originally Posted by MMA

Don't think we are amateurs at this just because we are backyard and use a trampoline. All our matches are fought under extreme rules basically no disqualification (all worked) and there are no referees. The ring is surrounded by a net with barbed wire (steel clips), we use trash cans (spray painted gray card board), plastic chairs, lots of stuff that isn't really hardcore but our audience thinks so anyways. I've been the world heavyweight champion of the world for about 4 years now, no one is pissed about this usually because there are 8 belts one for each competitor but I'm top dog of the company and my career's been going strong for about 9 years now.