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WWE Golden Era Sim League President
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WWE Summerslam 2007
*Music video plays as the pyro goes off*
Jim Ross: Welcome everyone to the jam packed Orange Bowl in South Florida…we are packed to capacity with a record crowd of 80,245 here ready to witness the biggest party of the summer. Tonight, I will be joined by my all time favorite tag partner Jerry “The King” Lawler.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah JR! I can barely hear you! It’s great to call Summerslam by ourselves, no disrespect to Tazz or Michael Cole, but the old team is back!
Jim Ross: Ah hell yeah it’s like they put the old Blues Brothers back! I have my Oklahoma t-shirt on and buddy you’re boiling in your Hawaiian shirt, it’s boiling, but we’re only getting started!
MVP vs. Bobby Lashley
…quick match as Lashley seemed to be dazed by the quick offense of MVP. Lashley tries to gets MVP up for a running powerslam but MVP moves out of it, throws Lashley shoulder first to the ring post, backs him up and rolls him up with his tights for the pin!
Winner: MVP via pinfall
Match Rating: *
Mr. Kennedy vs. Batista
…With Batista on the ropes, Kennedy tries a punch but is blocked. The Animal is coming back, he hits him against the ropes and delivers a thunderous spinebuster on Kennedy. He gets the one…two…th…nooo Kennedy kicks out. In a weird move, Batista goes to the top rope for some odd reason. Kennedy quickly pounces the Animal, no pun intended. He gets him with the Green Bay Plunge off the top turnbuckle!!! The Animal is out…Kennedy gets the 1….2…….3!!!
Winner: Mr. Kennedy via pinfall
Match Rating: **1/2
WWE United States Championship
Sting vs. James Storm
…James Storm is in position to get the victory as he has bloodied Sting with an irish whip to the steel post. Sting’s white and black face is now a crimson red as the Tennessee Cowboy is laughing. He’s showboating to the crowd in the corner but Sting comes from behind Storm with a Stinger Splash!!!!! Storm is dazed and backs up slowly as Sting grabs him for the Scorpion Deathdrop!!! Storm reverses by taking the arm out and irish whipping Sting to the ropes and hits a Super Kick! He then is pissed and picks up Sting vigoursly like a beer bottle and drops him with a Death Valley Driver!!! He gets the one….2……..3!!! We have a new champion!!!
Winner: James Storm via pinfall
Match Rating: ***1/2
WWE European Championship
2 on 1 Handicap Match
Goldberg vs. Eddie Guerrero and Chavo Guerrero
…Goldberg has been controlling the bout so far with his brute strength but all of a sudden uncle Eddie says Fuck the Tag! As he enters the ring willingly. He helps out his Chavito but Goldberg isn’t phased. Goldberg is mad as Eddie is asking for forgiveness but then from behind hear comes Chavo as he straddles Goldberg with a chokehold. Goldberg backs up and knocks Chavo in the corner. Eddie comes running but misses and hits Chavo. Goldberg stalks both and delivers a DOUBLE SPEAR TO BOTH!!! My goodness Goldberg goes for Eddie and gets the 1…2…….3 is saved as Chavo breaks it up!! Chavo then goes to the outside and gets the belt and he is stopped by the ref, but Chavo slips it to Eddie who uses it on Goldberg!!! Chavo goes to the top rope and delivers a frog splash followed by Eddie delivering a frog splash on both Chavo and Goldberg!!! Eddie is now on top of both Chavo and Goldberg as the ref counts the 1….2…….3!!!
Winner: Eddie Guerrero via pinfall
Match Rating: **
Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho
“Sexy Boy” hits as the crowd goes on their feet for the Showstopper. Following him is Y2J! They get in the ring and mix it up with some tradition wrestling in the beginning. In the middle of the match, Jericho is controlling the match by using everything on the outside to hit HBK with. Like a suplex on the floor. HBK though reverses a back body drop by catching Jericho with a piledriver. Fast forwarding to the end…HBK is wounded, but he catches Jericho with a flying forearm smash. Then he goes to the top rope and he delivers the elbow drop. Now he goes to the corner and gets Sweet Chin Music ready and he KICKS!!!! NOOO! Jericho sweeps HBK and catches him in the Walls of Jericho. After 5 minutes, HBK finally taps out.
Winner: Chris Jericho via submission
Match Rating: ***
First Blood Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy
The long awaited brother vs. brother first blood match begins. The brothers are at center stage with the lights bright as Jeff is clearly distraught by even facing his brother. Matt has no problem as he continues the attack he has given Jeff from the previous weeks. Fast forwarding to the finish as both men have beaten the shit out of each other. Jeff pulls a ladder from under the ring and places it up into the ring. Jeff takes Matt and places him on to a table. Jeff goes up signaling for his finisher!! Jeff hits the Swanton Bomb on to the table from a fucking 16 feet high ladder on to the table!!! But there’s no Matt as he moved out of the way. Jeff is collapsed!!! Matt now goes to the outside and gets a bag. He comes back and scatters thousands of thumbtacks on to the canvas!!! Matt takes Jeff on top of the ladder. Jeff is motionless. Matt positions Jeff’s head under his arm and delivers the Twist of Fate on Jeff from the ladder to the thumbtacks!!!!! HOLY SHIT CHANTS RUN OUT!!! Jeff is bleeding profusely with tacks sticking out of his face as the match finally comes to a bloody end!
Winner: Matt Hardy via opponent bleeding
Match Rating: ***3/4
World Tag Team Championships
Rated RKO vs. The Outsiders
Truly two classic teams facing it off in this match up. Halfway through, Hall is getting beat down by Edge. Hall makes a comeback, gets a hot tag to Nash who hits Edge and big boots Orton off of the apron!! Big Sexy is running wild as Hall is badly hurt on the outside. Nash is taking over as he delivers a chokebomb to Edge. And then we see Orton with a chair entering the ring as he steps on Hall’s balls while entering the ring…obviously on purpose! Nash sees this and big boots the chair into Orton’s face! Orton is on the outside! Edge tries for a spear but Nash moves out of the way and hits Edge with the jackknife powerbomb!!! The ref is moving the chair out of the ring as Orton quickly moves back in and RKOs NASH!!!! He then places Edge on top of Nash as the ref comes back for the 1……2…….3!!!!
Winner: Rated RKO via pinfall
Match Rating: ***1/4
WWE Television Championship
30 Minute Submission Match
Christian Cage vs. Owen Hart
The bout opens as a 0-0. Owen is on the offensive first obviously working on the legs of Cage. He pulls a trick out of his brother’s playbook by applying the ring post figure 4 on Cage. Cage can’t believe there’s no 5 count being held and is pissed but then overwhelmed with pain as Hart doesn’t let go of the figure 4! Cage taps out !!! The score is now 1-0 for Owen Hart. Owen continues to work on Cage’s knees as he applies a knee wrench. Cage gets the ropes. All of a sudden the tables turn as Owen misses a shoulder thrust in the corner and is knocked out as his head hits the steel post. Cage takes this opportunity for a pin but forgets it’s a submission match. Thus, with Owen knocked out, he applies a sleeper. The ref lifts Owen’s arm 3 times for the automatic submission! It’s now a tied 1-1. Nothing happens for the next 20 minutes….but in the final 2 minutes. Owen is back and has delivered a back body drop, a back breaker, and then a Russian leg sweep on Cage. He is signaling for the Sharpshooter!!! He gets Cage square in the middle of the ring!! Owen needs to hurry, who is obviously still dazed by his head hitting the steel post. Owen is bloodied but has Cage and gets the Sharpshooter locked in the last 20 seconds!!! Cage is trying so hard to reach the ropes, his hands are almost there. He reaches the apron but its going …..5……4……3……2……Cage TAPS!!!! Owen wins at 2-1!!! Owen is the ….”No Chance In Hell” runs throughout the Orange Bowl.
Vince McMahon: Hell Owen, this isn’t Survivor Series 97 all over again so don’t think that. I saw something in the back!! Cage had his hand under the rope and then tapped…which means…there was no submission
*crowd angrily boos*
Vince McMahon: SHUTUP! You assholes don’t believe me…well I have precedent…all the way back to Unforgiven 2001 when the same thing happened to Austin. So with that said! It’s overtime!!! The first person to get a submission will win!
Owen is pissed kicking the ropes but is gorggy with his loss of blood. All of a sudden Cage comes from behind throws Owen head first into the steel post against and applies a Boa Constrictor Sleeper Hold!!! Owen is passed out damnit he can’t do anything!!! The ref lifts the arms up for a 1…..2…..3!!! Cage retains the title in a damned fashion!!
Winner: Christian Cage via submission
Match Rating: ****1/4
WWE Tag Team Championships
South Florida Street Fight
Crymetyme vs. New Age Outlaws vs. World’s Greatest Tag Team vs. Steiner Brothers
A big fight feel to this classic four corner South Florida Street Fight as the ring is surrounded by weapons. Then Brooklyn Brooklyn hits as the champions enter first. Followed by the 3 teams. The match starts. At the beginning, every team is throwing everything at each other including the kitchen sink, that’s right, including the kitchen sink as a kitchen sink was at ring side. Eventually after 15 minutes of brutality, all 4 teams make their way up the ramp. At the stage, Rick Steiner is battling Road Dogg. Dogg gets Rick Steiner with not 1…not 2…but 3 striaght chair shots which eventually knock Rick off of the stage 20 feet below on to tables!!!! Dogg is surprised as HOLY SHIT chants erupt in the Orange Bowl! Scott sees this and immediately spears Dogg off of the stage as well 20 feet below!!! All 3 men are knocked out!!! Looks like the Steiners are out of it and so too is Dogg. Whoever is remaining continue to battle in the backstage area. Here, Big Shad takes a rope and chokes out Charlie Haas!! He then whips Haas into a sheet of glass!!! Haas’ eyes are engulfed with glass!!!! Big Shad says “another one bites the dust” as Gunn hits him with a running Fameasser and gets the 1…2…Benjamin drops the legdrop! Now it’s Shad, JTG, Benjamin, Gunn left from this carnage as they make their way outside of the Orange Bowl!!! They are on the street and here, Benjamin climbs up a wall on top of a tattoo shop and JTG follows! Benjamin is teetering as JTG is punching Benjamin but Benjamin back drops JTG to the CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! Shad is worried as he goes to help JTG but damage is done badly!!! Benjamin then splashes Shad for the 1….2…..Gunn kicks him!! Then finally Big Shad powerslams a running Benjamin!! Gunn then tries to attack Shad but Shad sideslams him! Shad then is going to a sewer, he takes the top off and throws Gunn down the sewer!!!!! HOLY SHIT AGAIN! Then Shad runs the G9 Train and knocks Benjamin through the glass pane of the tattoo shop!! He pins him for the 1…..2…..3!!! With Shad only left, this has got to be the epitome of brutality!
Winner: Crymetyme via pinfall
Match Rating: ****
WWE Intercontinental Championship
1st Fall: Singles Match
John Morrison vs. Steve Austin
…Long story short, Morrison tries for a spinning kick, Austin catches the leg, spins his ass around again, kicks him in the gut, and gives a thunderous Stone Cold Stunner for the 1….2…..3!!!
2nd Fall: Hardcore Match
John Morrison vs. Steve Austin
…Austin has Morrison on the table. He is signaling for a piledriver. He wants to break John Morrison’s fucking neck!!! But what’s this. Morrison reverses it and has Austin back body dropped on to the other Spanish announce table!!!! Morrison doesn’t look like he’s finished. He walks by Howard Finkel, grabs a chair, takes Austin, puts him on another table, puts the chair on his head. John then walks to the outside winks at Austin’s ex-wife and kids and then climbs the turnbuckle!!! Morrison then drops a death defying elbow drop on Steve Austin!!!! They must be broken in half. Austin is bleeding like a stuffed pig!!! Morrison barely places his arm over Austin and finally gets a pin for the 1….2…..3!!!!
3rd Fall: Steel Cage Match
John Morrison vs. Steve Austin
Before the cage falls, Morrison takes Austin and shows the bloodied face to his family in which his ex-wife slaps the shit out of him! Then Morrison throws Austin in the ring, along with some foreign objects as the steel cage drops down! Austin is up but groggy as hell! They both battle it out with Morrison gaining an advantage throughout the battle. Austin though comes back after dodging a spinning kick and performing a Lou Thesz Press! Austin hits the ropes and misses the elbow though. Then Morrison grabs a barbed wire 2x4 while Austin picks up a steel chair! Both turn around and whack the fuck out of each other, BUT Morrison lands on top of Steve Austin!!! The ref counts the 1…..2……3!! As the Steel Cage rises, both warriors are left battered and bloodied.
Winner: John Morrison via pinfall
Match Rating: *****
*As the crew cleans up the ring of the debris, the video package for RAW’s main event is played*
*The camera then focuses backstage as Undertaker is shown in a dark room.
Then the camera shifts to an arm getting a wristband applied to it saying “You Can’t See Me” as Cena looks to a mirror, puts a hat on and then slams open his dressing room.
Then finally a zoomed picture of the WWE Heavyweight Championship is shown, it pans out and sees Angle’s head against it, probably saying a prayer. He kisses the belt, kisses his gold medals, put his hood on and walks out*
Jim Ross: Well ladies and gentleman it’s going to be hard to call a match after such brutality but everybody, the next match is what it’s all about.
Jerry Lawler: No doubt about it J.R!
Jim Ross: It’s for all the marbles, the WWE Heavyweight Championship. 3 men will enter, Kurt Angle, John Cena, and the Undertaker, but only one will leave as champion!
*The lights go off*
WWE Heavyweight Championship
Triple Threat Match
Kurt Angle vs. John Cena vs. Undertaker
Taker comes in as all of South Florida is blacked out. Then the controversial John Cena comes out! Finally the drums hit as the patriotic wrestling machine enters with title in hand and hoody on! The referee shows the prestigious belt and Cena quickly attacks Angle. Taker is slowly getting involved as Angle is getting beat by Cena. Cena throws Angle to the outside. Then Taker takes Cena whiplashes him into the turnbuckle and starts to work on his ass! Taker is controlling Cena as Angle periodically pops in the ring only to get tagged with shots! Angle finally comes behind Taker as he is working on Cena and gets a German suplex on his dead ass! Taker is thrown all the way to the outside. Cena is then hammered continuously by Angle until he has a fucking knot on his head. Angle then screams to the crowd. He delivers a fucking suplex, followed by a slap to Cena’s big head and basically wrestles circles around him. He is taking Cena to school as the chants “Cena sucks” ring out in the arena. Angle then plays to the crowd. Cena is getting whooped in classic fashion. But after, Angle gets too cocky as he goes for a moonsault but misses!!! Cena goes for a pin and gets the 1……2………3 is far away as Angle kicks out! Cena then climbs the turnbuckle hoping for a leg drop but what’s this…it’s Taker!!! He is on the apron and grabs the throat of John Cena. He then signals to the crowd, throws Cena by the throat to the Raw Announce Table!!!! HOLY SHIT chants ring out!!! Cena is unconscious as paramedics begin to roll in!!! Taker doesn’t give a shit as he goes in and pounds on Angle. He lifts Angle up, snake eyes. Then he big boots Angle. He gets the quick 2. After a while, Cena is near the stage but gets up as Taker is now getting beat by Kurt Angle. He throws Taker to the ropes and then Taker goes for a big boot but Angle grabs the foot and gets the Anglelock locked in!!! Taker is in pain as Cena is trying his hardest to come back as fast as possible. Taker though turns around to his back and grabs the throat of Angle in which Angle just turns the ankle more, loosening Taker’s grip. Cena finally comes back in and delivers the 5 Knuckle Shuffle on Kurt Angle. Cena then kicks Taker out of the ring. Cena now is about to pick up Kurt Angle but Angle gets the Anglelock in on Cena!!!! Cena was moving too slow as Cena is about to tap! Then a huge crash is heard as Taker delivers a leg drop on Angle’s bald head!! Taker then picks up Angle and delivers a chokeslam on Angle all the way to the fucking floor!!!! He then picks up John Cena for the tombstone, Cena reverses it, pushes Taker to the ropes and misses with a punch, he catches Taker for the F-U!!! He gets it!!! Cena gets the 1…..2…..Angle interrupts the count!!! Cena then attacked by Angle!! Taker lifts up and delivers the tombstone to a startled Angle!! Taker then is about to pin but Cena lifts up Taker gets another F-U!!!! He goes for the pin and gets the 1…..2…….3!!!! Howard Finkel yells to the microphone, and new World Wrestling Entertainment Heavyweight Champion!!!
Winner: John Cena via pinfall
Match Rating: ****1/2
Michael Cole: Wow! I say wow! What a match partner! But now it’s time for the real main event of the 20th Summerslam!
Tazz: You’re fucking right Cole! The Heavyweight Title of the World is on the line and buddy I already have my earplugs here!
Michael Cole: You sure need them as we are all aware that Miami, Florida is home to The Rock! But will the fans be enough for the Brahma Bull to retain his title!
*The heartbeat instrumental is played as the Elimination Chamber is set up*
World Heavyweight Championship
Elimination Chamber Match
The Rock vs. The Great Khali vs. Christian Cage vs. King Booker vs. JBL vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar, King Booker, JBL and The Great Khali come out first, guaranteeing a stay in one of the chambers. Then Christian Cage comes out as one of the first entrants in the Chamber!! Then the crowd is chanting “ROCKY! ROCKY!” And then finally…IF YA SMELLLLLLL!!!! Rings around the arena as the loudest ovation on the planet occurs as The Rock struts out with the prestigious World Heavyweight Championship! The Rock is then talked trash to by Christian Cage who is visibly tired! The Rock takes advantage of this as he finished Cage off quick with a spinebuster here, a knee drop there, and finally a Rock Bottom to get the 1….2……3!!! Cage is eliminated. The Rock is then stalking whoever the next opponent is! Then the next entrant is……Brock Lesnar! Lesnar comes in dominating Rock! He delivers a belly to belly suplex on Rocky over the ropes and on to the steel sheeting!! Rock is in pain as Lesnar does not give up on Rock. He continues his assault as the next entrant is…..JBL! JBL comes in and works with Lesnar to take out Rock! Rock is visibly hurt. Then Lesnar picks up Rocky and drives him head first into the empty chamber not once but 4 times!!! Until the glass broke!!! Rock is bleeding as Lesnar goes for the pin but then Rock kicks out! JBL then catches a surprised Lesnar with a swift Clothesline from Hell!!!! He pins Lesnar for the 1…….2…….3!!!! Brock Lesnar has been eliminated by John Bradshaw Layfield! JBL then is stomping a mudhole to Rock as Rocky is visibly hurting! Then JBL irish whips Rocky into the ropes and misses a back elbow but goes for the Clothesline from Hell but the Rock catches it and delivers the Rock Bottom!!!! He is too hurt to get the pain however! Then the next entrant steps in…..The Great Khali!!! Khali then picks up JBL and easily takes care of him with a chokebomb from the ring to the steel sheeting outside. He then stomps all of his 500lbs on top of JBL to get the 1…..2…..3!!!! JBL is eliminated by The Great Khali! Khali then takes aim at Rock and picks him up. He delivers a back chop which is heard in the back row of the Orange Bowl! Khali just whoops Rock throwing him like a rag doll. As Khali is beating up Rock, King Booker is the last entrant and just stands as Khali beats Rock up. Then finally Booker comes in and attacks Khali from the back but Khali barely feels it. Booker is then thrown into the corner. Rock then stalks Khali and as Khali turns around he gets the Rock Bottom!!!! Then King Booker goes to the top rope and delivers a Houston Hangover on Khali’s fat head!!!! Then The Rock doesn’t think the job is finished as he goes for the most electrifying move in sports entertainment the People’s Elbow!!! The Rock then goes for the pin and gets the 1………2………..3!!!! The Rock eliminates The Great Khali! King Booker then is on the offensive on Rock as he doesn’t waste any time on Rock, who has been in the ring since the start!!! King Booker applies a choke hold to Rocky for a good while! But The Rock powers out, hits the ropes an hits a running DDT. He gets the 1….2……Booker kicks out. After a back and forth assault. Booker gets Rock down with a spinebuster and then slingshots Rock’s bloody head not to the turnbuckle, not to the steel post, but to fucking another empty glass chamber as now The Rock is REALLY hurt as he is screaming with glass in his eyes. King Booker then sees a kneeling Rock and delivers the Scissors Kick!!!!! He gets the 1……2……3 is NOT there as Rock kicks out STILL!! Booker is furious and then he delivers the Book End on Rock!!! He gets the 1……2……..3 is far away as Rock gets his shoulder up barely. Then finally King Booker climbs up one of the chambers and looks down at Rock, Rock is getting up slowly and then King Booker….delivers a scissors kick from on top of the chamber down to the Rock’s head!!!! King Booker then barely places his hand over The Rock as the referee counts the one…..two……..three and this time it is final as the Orange Bowl and all of the WWE is shocked as there is a new World Heavyweight Champion. The cage door is opened as Queen Sharmell helps to her husband who is hurt as hell but The Rock is knocked unconscious after enduring one of the worst beatdowns in sports entertainment history. King Booker then receives the belt and poses on top of the chamber with his pinky in the air as the biggest party of the summer goes off the air!!!
Winner: King Booker via pinfall
Match Rating: ****1/4
Match of the Night: John Morrison vs. Steve Austin
Last edited by Jatt Kidd : 06-23-2008 at 10:45 PM.
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