Re: I'm a fucking dead man, someone please help!
You punched a girl? Even beat her up?
Kill yourself. You have have walked away if she's hitting you constantly or pushed her away to defend yourself, not kick her ass. You're a real man, eh? Okay...
Originally Posted by Andy3000
If I had multiple personalities I'd play with myself all day. I wouldn't even leave the house. I'd give my girlfriend a penny every time she correctly guessed which one of me was fondling her.