Well...RedSox, lives in the same state as me. I'll try contacting him and see if he'll rob a bank. He's a nutjob afterall...why wouldn't he?
If he gets away with it, I'll trade him some make believe dubloons (you know, the one's with the chocolate inside) for $55,000. But I'll only fork it over if it means I get admin privs.
Then when all's said and done, I'll rat him out so he can't rejoin again for another 3-5.