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WWE Smackdown from the Civic Centre in Mobile AL-March 10th
The Smackdown theme music plays as we see the opening video clip and then we go to the arena where we see pyros going off on the ramp. We then pan around the sold out Civic Centre before we go over to Michael Cole and Tazz
Cole: Welcome to WWE Smackdown, and we are just 23 days away from Wrestlemania with the Road to Wrestlemania 22 continuing and after what happened last week what a main event we have tonight!
Tazz: Yes the World Heavyweight Champion Edge faces one of the men he will compete against at Wrestlemania 22, Randy Orton.
Cole: And also Rey Mysterio is going one on one with Angle………….Not Kurt but Kurt’s brother Eric Angle now that one is gonna be interesting.
“Metallingus” Edge’s music hits and he comes down to the ring to some huge heat. He comes down with his girlfriend Lita. He gets in the ring and gets the mic as the crowd starts you suck chants.
Edge: Believe me the last thing I do is suck, just bringing back the past here for a second, I reek of Awesomeness, and you all know it because I am the Rated R Superstar! Former 10 times World Tag Team Champion, 5 times Intercontinental Champion, King of the Ring Winner but most importantly and you see it in my hands….
Crowd Boos
Edge: The World Heavyweight Champion
Crowd Boos
Edge: I am the greatest World Champion of all time, do you want proof just ask Rey Mysterio, The Rock and Batista. Three of the greatest ever wrestlers in this business and destroyed them and made them looks like novices.
Crowd boos
Edge: And after 12 years of scratching and crawling my way to the top I finally got this baby, and now in 23 days time I am gonna be defending this Title at the Grand daddy of em all Wrestlemania 22.
Crowd boos.
Edge: I deserve my Wrestlemania 22 main event, the only problem is you can’t say that for my opponents as they don’t deserve a title shot what so ever. Chris Benoit what exactly has he done to deserve a title shot against me. Lose on countless occasions, lose more teeth basically lose everything, well let me tell you this Chris at Wrestlemania, I will be doing the opposite of losing as I will walk out with the World Heavyweight Title around my waist.
Crowd boos
Edge: And my second opponent Randy Silver spoon piece of crap Orton. The man that RKO’d me last week and cost me and him our match with Benoit last week. How he is in this match is a crime, he gets himself into the Wrestlemania event by kicking Chris Benoit’s ass so much Foley allows Benoit to put him in the main event at Wrestlemania. So what’s so special about kicking Chris Benoit’s ass, I have done it on countless occasions. Mick Foley you are trying to screw me out of the World Heavyweight Title. Well let me tell you this Foley put anybody in front of me, Benoit, Orton, the fat man on the front row, Godzilla, King Kong, it doesn’t matter because I am the greatest champion of all time, and I can beat anybody...................
“Burn in My Light” Randy Orton’s music hits and he comes down to the ring to some huge heat.
Randy: Edge sorry to interrupt you pathetic little speech but these people have come here tonight to see the Legend Killer Randy and not the Rated R Superstar Edge.
Crowd boos
Edge: This is my time Randy. I don’t care what you have to say, I don’t care, if you have come to apologise to me for costing us our match last week and then hitting me with the RKO, I don’t care, nobody cares about what you have to say………….
Orton: I cost us our match with Benoit last week, you were the one who hit me with the spear just as I was ready to finish Benoit off. So if anybody should apologise it is you Edge.
Edge: I am not going to apologise to you…………….
Orton: Just knew you were going to say that Edge, getting an apology from you is harder than finding a decent looking chick in this town.
Crowd boos.
Orton: I couldn’t care less if you apologise to me or not, because tonight I am going to give you a taste of what’s going to happen to you come Wrestlemania, because tonight I am going to beat you 1-2-3.
Crowd boos
Orton: Edge you have had an impressive title run got to admit that, you have beaten Batista, Rey Mysterio, and Rock. But there is one thing in common with each of those matches, each time you should have walked away the loser.
Crowd gives comment a pop
Orton: Armageddon, the only reason you beat Rey Mysterio was because interference by your very own Legend Killer Randy Orton, Royal Rumble Rock beat you, but your girlfriend saved you and you retained your title. No Way Out you beat Batista thanks to interference by Brock Lesner. But of those title defences and our triple threat match at Wrestlemania 22 have one common difference. Those three title matches you won and walked out…………..but at Wrestlemania 22 it will be you lying on the mat looking at the spotlights while Randy Orton celebrates his victory over you and becomes the Youngest two time World Heavyweight Champion of all time.
Crowd boos
Orton: This time Edge it will be me walking out the World Heavyweight Champion, with my destiny achieved.
Crowd Boos.
Edge: You have the Audacity to actually believe that you are going to beat me Randy Orton at Wrestlemania 22. Randy you shouldn’t even be getting this title shot, you got into the Wrestlemania event by kicking Chris Benoit’s ass and he decided to put you in the match. If I was in your situation, I would probably be fired by now, let alone get a title shot. If anybody should of decided to put you in the title match at Wrestlemania it should have been me because I am the champion. Just because you are a third generation superstar who calls himself the legend killer by beating legends who are about 60 years old and 40 years since their prime you think you can get whatever you want. Well what about me Randy, I have fought all the odds in life. I’ve slept rough just to save enough money to eat, I have fallen off ladders, through tables, been hit with steel chairs on countless occasions, and had my neck fused, and it took me 12 years to get myself to the top of the business where I am today the World Heavyweight Champion.
Crowd pops
Edge: And now onto you Randy Orton. Mister third Generation superstar…prep school, military dropout silver spoon son of a bitch. You come along and get it all. You get the most exspensive cars, 5 star hotels hotels, best clothes, youngest champion ever just 5 years into your wrestling career. You come along and the world falls at your feet just like that. Not because of your talent, because you have none Randy to be quite frank. Not because of your passion and commitment to the business, but because of your last bloody name!
Crowd pops Edge’s comments as Orton looks very pissed at them.
Edge: Because you’re an Orton, you get all the easy breaks. And you think you can do what you want when you want. And personally deep inside and I have no problem telling you this, but I think you’re a NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT!
Crowd pops as Orton’s face is getting redder and redder by each comment.
Edge: And at Wrestlemania there will be no easy breaks let me tell you that, because I am going to walk out of Wrestlemania with the belt around my waist and Randy you can BANK ON THAT!
Orton: Well let me tell you this Edge everything you just said is 100% WRONG! I am not where I am today because of my family name, my dad and Grandfather didn’t win anything when they were in this company. I am what I am today because I am the best Edge, I have killer the biggest of legends, and come Wrestlemania I will kill your charade of a title reign. And Edge one last thing…………My name is Randy Keith Orton and do you know what the initials spell out……………R-K-O.
Randy Orton then goes for the RKO but Edge counters it and he pushes him off the ropes. Edge goes to catch Orton off the ropes with the spear but Edge quickly drops to the mat and rolls to the outside. Orton backs down the ramp and the two men lock eyes and start trash talking to each other ahead of tonight’s match as we go our first commercial Break of the show
Commercial Break
When we get back from commercial we see Frankie Kazarian coming down to the ring and sit himself down at ringside to watch this upcoming match between his opponent at Saturday Night Main Event and possibly his opponent at Wrestlemania.
Billy Kidman’s music hits and he comes out to a small mixed reaction ahead of his upcoming match, which is a No Way Out rematch.
Paul London’s music hits and he runs down to the ring to a big pop and as he gets in Billy Kidman starts stomping away at him and the referee rings the bell to start the match.
Match 1
Singles Match
Billy Kidman v Paul London
Summary: As you would expect there two men put on a good exciting match, probably not as good as their meeting at No Way Out but was still good. London started the match off brightly getting the better of Kidman who went out of the ring to get away from London, but London bounced off the ropes and went for a springboard plancha onto Kidman on the outside, but Kidman moved out the way and London crashed and burned on the outside of the ring. Kidman took the advantage from here and nearly picked up the victory over London on a couple of occasions with his closest chance coming after catching London off the ropes with a BK Bomb. But when Kidman climbed onto the top rope, London jumped to his feet and dropkicked Kidman causing him to land on his crown jewels. London then hit a step up enzuigiri taking Kazarian off the top down to the mat getting himself back into the match. From there the match turned out into a fast pace back and forth contest with both nearly getting the victory.
Finish: Kidman pounds away at London with some hard right hands and whips him off the ropes, Kidman attempts to catch him with a clothesline but London ducks and comes back off the ropes with a Hurricarana to Kidman. Kidman immediately gets up but walks straight into a dropkick, followed by another dropkick. London then goes to whip Kidman off the ropes, but Kidman counters it, Kidman tries to catch London off the ropes with a scoop slam but London slides out of it and then rolls Kidman up 1………2……..Kickout. Both men get up and London bounces off the ropes but Kidman catches him with a spinning wheel kick. Kidman then picks up London and sets him up for a powerbomb, he gets London onto his shoulders but London counters it into a Tornado DDT. London then signals for the end as he climbs up onto the top rope, it looks like he is gonna go for the shooting star press but then he is clocked over the head with the Cruiserweight Title belt by Frankie Kazarian who had left the announce table and got onto the apron, London falls flat out in the ring as the referee calls for the bell.
Winner of the Match via DQ Paul London
Kazarian then gets into the ring and starts stomping away at both Billy Kidman and Paul London. Kazarian then drags Billy Kidman onto his feet and plants him with the Wave of the Future. Kazarian then lifts London up and he delivers the same fate to Paul London hitting him also with the Wave of the Future. He then taunts both men holding up his belt and says that they will never take this belt off him.
We then go backstage to see the new United States Champion Ken Kennedy and he is approached by Josh Matthews.
Josh: Ken Kennedy last week you became the new United States Champion…..
Ken Kennedy: Josh why are you still here?. Two weeks ago I advised you to go to the nerd convention with your fellow spotty geeks who have yet to go through puberty like yourself, and your still here ruining my reputation by just standing next to me. Now get the hell out of my sight before I slap the yellow off your teeth.
Josh Matthews walks away
Ken Kennedy: And don’t you dare try and interview me again you chump………………….Lights.
The lights in the room Ken Kennedy is in are turned off and a spotlight is put on him.
Ken Kennedy: This following promo is a Ken Keeennnnneeeedddddddyyyyy production and it has no time limit because I can talk as long as I desire. Weighing in at 244 pounds, hailing in from GRRRRRRREEEEEEN BAAAAAYYYY WISSSSSSCONSSIN!
Crowd Boos
Ken Kennedy: The man who is single handily changing Friday Nights and the NEEEEEEEEWWWW UNITED STATES CHAMPION!..................MISSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRR KEENNNNNNEEDDDDDDYYY…..KENNNNNNEEDDDDDDYYY
The crowd boos as the lights in the room turn back on.
Ken Kennedy: From Harley Race to Ric Flair to Bret Hart to Sting, there have been some legendary United States Champions, none of which are as great as………..Mister Kennedy.
Crowd boos
Kennedy: Why the hell are you people booing me I don’t know I am bringing some prestige to this title, the last few people who have ruined its once great reputation. Let’s have a little roll call of the recent US Champions. Firstly John Cena, the doctor of thuganomics do you know what your problem is…………..oh sorry forgot who I was talking to there for a second, lets speak so the………Chain gang can understand me. Yo man take a peek at this yo, I’m here pimpin my ride thinking I am black yo. I’m here representing the US of A dawg. Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddd for hizzile for shizzle. Now where the hell did you pick up that accent Mobile Alabama that’s what I want to know?
Crowd Boos
Kennedy: Next on the list we have Orlando Jordan, only thing I can say about him is……………Who in the Hell is that Chump?
Crowd laughs
Kennedy: Next we have Kane. This bag dumb retarded fat red jock couldn’t spell USA if I gave him the U and the S for a clue. That is not the type of person we need or what representing out country. JBL……………. the man that I tore to shreds last week. He thinks he is some Wrestling God, what the hell how is he a wrestling god? If he is a wrestling God, Adolf Hitler was a nice guy. The only Wrestling God in the WWE is me Mister Kennedy.
Crowd boos
Kennedy: And the final man on my little roll call, Carlito. This guy isn’t even from the US, he comes from this little island in the Caribbean on a rubber raft. He steps ashore and becomes a two time United States Champion. We should have some law against that. He thinks he is cool because he has a hairstyle which makes Josh friggin Matthews look like the coolest kid in the universe, and he spits apples a year past their expiry date in people’s faces. What so cool about that, now Ken Kennedy as US Champ…..now das cool.
Ken Kennedy laughs and the crowd boos him.
???: Das Not Cool
Kennedy turns around to see Carlito and he is reacted with a big pop by the crowd.
Carlito: Nobody insults Carlito like that. Carlito was the greatest United States Champion of all time. You don’t deserve that belt your nothing but a fraud. I know cool when I see it Ken, and you are not cool. You are not cool like me…………..Carlito! And do you know what happens to people who disrespect Carlito? Carlito spits in their face.
Carlito takes a bite out of his apple and starts chewing on it.
Kennedy: If you spit that in your face I will take the rest of that apple and stick it so far up your ass you will see it popping out of that fungus on your head.
???: Hey Hey Hey guys ……….Calm Down.
Mick Foley walks into the screen and he gets a big pop by the crowd.
Foley: Guys calm down, you might not be in the best of moods right now but just to make you feel better, we’re in Mobile Alabama.
Cheap pop
Foley: And I don’t want any more brawls after the amount of which happened last week. So to help smooth things up between you two, I am gonna stick you in a Tag Team Match. You two will be teaming up against two men who will be very pissed after what happened to them last week thanks to the Cabinet, yes it will be Carlito and Kennedy teaming up to face Kane and the Big Show.
Crowd pops
Foley: Now you two have a Nice Day.
Foley walks off as Carlito and Kennedy look angry that they have to team up with each other and also have to face Kane and the Big Show.
Commercial Break
When we come back from commercial we hear JBL’s music hit, and JBL comes down with the rest of the Cabinet to some huge heat. The Limo driver opens the door and the three cabinet members along with Sharmell step out all lucking very happy. They get into the ring and JBL picks a mic looking very happy. JBL goes to speak but JBL sucks chants start to fill the arena, JBL closes his eyes and says his name over and over again as through the crowd are cheering him.
JBL: JBL….JBL…..JBL….JBL…JBL………Thank you, Thank you……….NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE WRESTLING GOD!
The crowd boos as JBL smiles
JBL: This time last week I was screwed out of the United States Championship, and do think I am angry about it. Well no I’m not, the United States Championship is way lower than what a true American Hero like JBL should be achieving, and I should be going after World Titles. Losing the United States title is nothing, and just because I lost it doesn’t mean I am no longer the great American, because quite frankly I am the Greatest American today or of whole time.
Crowd Boos.
JBL: I am not your average American. Like Teddy Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Ronald Reagan, George Bush…………………oh well actually he isn’t a great American but I am.
Crowd Boos
JBL: I am at the top end of Great American’s but if you had no life and looked at the bottom of great Americans. Every American in history, right at the bottom you would see Triple H.
Mixed reaction given to the comment
JBL: Forget the Mexicans or Canadians, he is the biggest piece of crap I have ever known. He calls himself the King of Kings……………Well from what I have seen he is more like the Joker of Jokers.
Mixed reaction
JBL: How dare the man get involved in my business, a Wrestling Gods business and gets his twenty inch nose in my way costing me a title. That man does not deserve to be standing in the same country as me let alone the same ring as me. Pinocchio you might of cost me the US Title but let’s just say payback is a bitch. Show the tape
A video package shows JBL costing HHH his Number 1 Contender match with Christian on Monday Night Raw.
JBL: Hunter I did these fans a favour and that was stopping them from witnessing another boring pathetic title run. You might call yourself a ten time World Heavyweight Champion, but in my eyes you were the most boring Champion of all time. When you went to speak it was the same thing over and over again “ Waaaa Waaaaa Waaaaa”………………For god sake somebody should of called the friggin waaaambulance and get the baby out of his diaper.
Crowd laughs
JBL: I on the other hand held the World Title for ten months, and it was more entertaining than every single one of your title runs put together. Eddie Guerrero, the Undertaker, the Cabinet’s very own Booker T, Big Show, Kurt Angle I survived them all, and after my title reign was said and done I smelt like smoke son because I went through fire. And after each of your title run’s all you did was smell like Crap………..
“Time to Play the Game” Triple H’s music hits and it is reacted with a mixed reaction, mostly boos however as they all hate him but still thankful that he shut up JBL’s speech. The Cabinet shake their heads not believing that he will come out, but they are left stunned when Triple H appears on the top of the ramp with a microphone in hand.
HHH: John John John sorry to interrupt your little great American, wrestling god speech here, but I just had to come out because every time you talk about yourself being a wrestling god it gives me butterflies to be quite honest, a tingle down my spine. Because I, along with everyone in this arena know that is complete……….utter…………….BULLSHIT!
Crowd Pops
HHH: JBL on Raw you made two Huge Mistakes. One, not getting the job done and two, screwing with the wrong guy. Because when you are screwing around with the Game, is it is god damn certain that the Game will get his revenge.
Mixed reaction
HHH: You can cost me a title shot all you like, but to be honest I am not mad about because I know I can get it when ever the hell I want because JBL pardon me for saying this, I am a Wresttlllllingggg God.
Mixed reaction
HHH: And oh yeah talking about Championships just reminded me of you talking about how entertaining your ten month title run was. Let me think about your title reign, what actually happened during your title reign. Oh yeah you got your ass kicked every Tuesday, you had your Cabinet, different members from now but from what I have heard they had to get lip surgery after kissing your spotty ass JBL so many times. JBL the only reason you held the title for that long was because I allowed it.
Crowd laughs.
JBL: Hey you shut up; nobody talks to a god like that.
Mixed reaction
JBL: Hunter you are just like all of these people you have no class, nowhere near the class that I am in. People like you Hunter strive to be people like me because you know your life is a complete joke. You are nowhere near good looking, nowhere near a better wrestler, and you have nowhere near the amount of money. Triple H your family was probably so skint you momma probably had to sleep with the landlord for rent.
Some Ooos are heard around the arena
JBL: And after she got kicked out and was left lying on her back, and from what I have heard your momma is left lying on her back a lot!
Some more Ooos are heard as Triple H’s face is getting redder and redder in anger.
JBL: And what can you say like father like son. The one thing that you and your father have in comparison is that you married an ugly, slimy, TWO CENT SLUT!
Even more Oooos are heard around the arena as Triple H is at boiling point.
HHH: JBL you can come up with cheap jokes all you like bucko. But quite frankly I don’t give a crap, because I am not out here to do that. I am here to wipe that cheesy smirk on your face, JBL it’s time to play the game!
JBL: Yeah you come out Hunter, because your gonna be making the biggest mistake of your life. You have no one with you, I have my Cabinet. So if you want to get your ass kicked Pinocchio feel free……………..come on Hunter are you scared?
HHH looks at JBL in the ring before walking backstage to boos, a few seconds later he walks out with a sledgehammer! The Cabinet don’t look as confident now as HHH jogs his way down into the ring and he goes to hit JBL with it but JBL quickly slides out of the ring with the rest of the Cabinet. HHH then picks up a microphone.
HHH: I Want your ass in this ring, I don’t want to wait for another night I challenge you one on one right now……….
“Car Crash” Mick Foley’s music hits and he comes down to the ring to a huge pop. He picks up a microphone
Foley: Oh how good is it to see my two favourite boring superstars of all time JBL and Triple H, but damn if somebody told me Triple H was going to be here, at least let me know in advance so I can bring a pillow with me to the show.
Crowd laughs
Foley: But anyway since you have just waltzed onto Smackdown without even asking me, I am gonna give you a match tonight. And your match will be with ……………….JBL
Huge pop for that as JBL looks very pissed off at that.
Foley: But only if you can get through Booker T and Mike Awesome in a handicap match.
JBL smiles and pats Booker and Awesome on the back.
Foley: So if you go through them, you get JBL one on one straight afterwards. And that handicap match will start right now.
Cole: Oh my god what an announcement, we must just be able to see Triple H v JBL tonight, only if Triple H goes through Booker T and Mike Awesome.
Tazz: Well let me tell you there is no chance in hell of Triple H facing JBL tonight, as I believe Booker T and Mike Awesome together are too good for the game, and even if he somehow wins he will be too tired to face him anyway.
Match 2
Handicap Match
HHH v Booker T and Mike Awesome
Summary: This was a solid enough handicap match which Booker T and Mike Awesome had most control of as when it looked like HHH was getting back into it, either Sharmell or JBL got themselves involved to help the Tag Team Champions regain the advantage. HHH however did get some good offence in this match, nearly getting the pinfall on a few occasions, the closest coming after catching Booker T off the ropes with a spinebuster, which Sharmell had to put Booker’s foot on the rope to keep her man in the match. Booker T went for the early win after going for his scissors kick, but HHH avoided it by bouncing off the ropes, but when he got to them JBL yanked on his leg from the outside. HHH and JBL got into a verbal confrontation before HHH turned into a jumping side kick to the face of HHH.
Finish: HHH bounces off the ropes but is met with a big boot to the face by Mike Awesome. Awesome then sets up HHH for the Awesome Bomb, but HHH counters it into a back body drop. When Awesome gets back up to his feet he is met with a kick to the mid section and HHH sets him up for the pedigree but Booker T stops HHH taking him down with a spinning wheel kick. Booker T then picks up HHH and holds him back and tells Awesome to take some shots at him. Awesome hits some shots to the face of HHH before bouncing off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but HHH sidesteps out the way and Awesome collides with Booker T, taking Booker to the outside as Awesome staggers backwards into HHH who rolls him up getting a whole handful of tights 1….2….3!
Winner of the Match HHH
Cole: Triple H has done it! He now gets what he wants and he will face JBL next on Smackdown.
Tazz: What The? He cheated to beat the Cabinet and now he gets to face JBL. This is unfair to the Wrestling God.
Cole: Well unfair or not the first ever meeting between Triple H and JBL is next. Stay tuned.
Commercial Break
Match 3
Singles Match
Triple H v JBL
Finish: You would think by having no summary this was a very short match, well it wasn’t a match at all. As when the two enemies went to lock up, Booker T came from behind and nailed HHH with the Tag Team Championship Belt causing the ref to end it in a DQ Victory for HHH.
Winner of the Match via DQ Triple H.
After the match all three members of the Cabinet start pounding away at Triple H in the ring. JBL goes to the outside as Booker and Awesome pick up Triple H onto his feet. JBL looks around the ring before picking up the same sledgehammer which HHH tried to use earlier and he gets into the ring with it. It looks like JBL is about to hit HHH with it, but from out of nowhere SHAWN MICHAELS gets into the ring and hits sweet chin music onto Booker T. Awesome sprints up at him but suffers the same fate. And JBL then runs up at HHH and goes to hit him with the sledgehammer but HHH catches him with a spinebuster. HHH then grabs the sledgehammer from JBL’s hands. And he goes to the corner and waits for JBL to get to his feet. HHH goes to hit JBL with it when he gets to his feet, but JBL sees it coming and quickly hightails it out of the ring. HHH shakes hands with HBK as the JBL helps Booker T and Mike Awesome to their feet and they make their way backstage, as we see a camera shot of a pissed off Triple H in the ring.
We cut to a vignette, and it is to tell us who will be the next inductee into the 2006 Hall of Fame is going to be. It is revealed that the legendary tag team the Legion of Doom will enter the Hall of Fame alongside Randy Savage, Miss Elizabeth and Ted DiBiase.
We go backstage to see Batista storming down the backstage area and Steve Romero approaches him.
Steve: Brock can I have a word……….
Batista doesn’t say anything but instead carries on walking
Steve: Batista have you got anything to say about your match with Brock Lesner at Wrestlema…….
Batista: No I haven’t got anything to say Steve but have you seen Brock around anywhere?
Steve: Yes I saw him go into the main locker room just about 5 minutes ago.
Batista: Thanks.
Batista carries on storming down the backstage area and he goes to the corridor and walks down it until the sign saying “Main Locker Room”. Batista then opens the door and looks in there and he doesn’t see Brock. He then gets out of the Locker room and carries on walking down the corridor shouting Brock Lesner’s name but just like last week Brock Lesner attacks Batista from behind with some hard right hands to the back of Batista. He then sets up Brock on his shoulders and sets him up for the F-5, but Batista slides off his shoulders and then throws Batista head first through the wall to the room next to it. Batista then goes into the room via the door and he starts pounding away at Lesner on the floor until several road agents come and take Batista away off Brock. And the camera shows Lesner holding onto his head in pain after being thrown straight through the wall.
Cole: By god these men want to tear each other apart.
Tazz: I have a feeling that they might not even get to Wrestlemania if this carries on.
“Olympic” Kurt Angle’s music hits and his brother Eric Angle who is dressed in Kurt Angle’s gear comes down to the ring to you suck chants.
“Booyaka 619” Rey Mysterio’s music hits and he comes out to a thunderous ovation from the crowd. He pops up from the ground and walks down the aisle clapping hands with fans at ringside before getting into the ring.
Match 4
Singles Match
Eric Angle v Rey Mysterio
Summary: Not much you can say in the summary for this match, as it was a glorified squash match with Eric Angle not getting in hardly any offence in with Mysterio in complete domination, which is quite unusual for a Rey Mysterio match
Finish: Eric Angle starts fighting back at Rey Mysterio with some hard right hands. Rey starts fighting back with some kicks to the back of Eric’s knees before bouncing off the ropes, but Eric Angle catches Rey off them with a clothesline. Eric then does an impersonation of his brother Kurt as he does the twirl and shouts “Whooooooooo”. He then notices Rey back on his feet so he runs up at him, but Rey trips him onto the bottom rope, he shouts “619” before bouncing off the ropes and connecting with the 619. He then connects with a springboard leg drop over the head of Eric Angle and he hooks the legs to pick up the easy 3 count.
Winner of the Match Rey Mysterio
Cole: And what a dominating victory for Rey Mysterio and in my eyes that is exactly what is going to happen a few weeks time at Wrestlemania.
Tazz: Rey has beaten one Angle, and I have got to say watch out Kurt, because Rey Mysterio dominating your brother today and in 23 days time he is gonna have a big test in Rey Mysterio.
Cole: Well anyway folks after the break we have a tag team match. As Carlito teams up with Ken Kennedy to face Kane and the Big Show, stay tuned.
Commercial Break
Raw Rebound
Cole: Well after what happened two weeks ago on Smackdown the Rock is still recovering from his injuries, and celebration of Muhammed Hassan on Monday Night Raw?
Tazz: What’s he got to celebrate about his life Cole?
Cole:To be honest I have no idea.
“Mistttttttteerrrrrrrrrr Kennnnneedddddyyyyy………Kennnnneedddddyyyyy” Ken Kennedy’s music hits and he comes out to the ring to some big heat from the crowd. He gets in the ring and a spotlight is put on him as the arena lights go off and a microphone falls from above into his hand.
Kennedy: The following contest is for one f………….
“I spit in the face” Carlito’s music interrupts Ken Kennedy’s introduction and this infuriates the United States Champion. Kennedy shouts at Carlito why the hell he interrupted him for and the two men lock eyes until their opponents come out.
An explosion is heard and that is followed off with Big Show’s music hits and the two giants Kane and Big Show come out to a good pop by the crowd, and they come out looking very pissed off after what went down last week with them coming so close to the Tag Team Titles, but getting screwed out of the match.
Match 5
Tag Team Match
Carlito and Ken Kennedy v Kane and the Big Show
Summary: This was a solid enough tag team match with Carlito and Ken Kennedy putting on a good effort against the two much bigger wrestlers. Show and Kane dominated the opening part of the match using their size to their advantage. Ken Kennedy got his team back into the match after low blowing Kane when the ref’s back was turned. Ken Kennedy and Carlito used the traditional heel tactics by double teaming when they can, trying to keep Kane as far away from his tag partner the Big Show as possible. But an altercation between Kennedy and Carlito when they tried to decided who would pin Kane for the victory cost them as Kane got himself back into the match and tagged in the Big Show who cleaned house on both of his opponents.
Finish: The Big Show signals for the chokeslam on Kennedy and he grabs him by the throat, Carlito gets on the apron and starts distracting Show. Show lets go of Kennedy and runs up at him, but Carlito ducks and holds onto the apron causing Show to fall over the top to the outside. Carlito then gets a steel chair from the outside and brings it into the ring, he goes to hit the Legal Man Kane with it, but the referee snatches it off him and goes to the outside to put it away. Carlito however goes into his tights and picks out some brass knucks and places them on, it looks like he is about to hit Kane with them, but he suddenly changes direction and CARLITO NAILS KENNEDY WITH THE BRASS KNUCKS. Carlito then picks an apple which was placed in the corner of the ring before the match by Carlito, Carlito takes a bite out of it and spits it on Kennedy before exiting the ring as the referee gets into it, and he backs down the ramp smiling about what he just did as the crowd gives Carlito a big pop for what he just did. However in the ring Kane picks up Ken Kennedy by the throat, he lifts him 7 feet into the air and drops him with a thunderous Chokeslam and hooks the legs and picks up the victory.
Winners of the Match Kane and the Big Show
Cole: Big victory for Kane and Big Show, and Ken Kennedy deserved what he got from Carlito there.
Tazz: That’s not cool, Ken Kennedy lost and Carlito turned on Kennedy.
Cole: Well I’m sure Ken Kennedy is not going to be happy about losing this match thanks to Carlito.
Commercial Break
We go backstage and we see Brock Lesner getting treatment by a member of the medical staff, with Lesner holding an ice pack on his neck.
Medic Staff: Ok Brock I think you should be fine so you can now leave.
Brock: Ok thanks Doc
Brock Lesner gets up and opens the door to exit the medic office, and the first thing he sees is Batista standing right in front of him. Brock shakes his head and says not again as Batista spears Brock Lesner onto the floor and starts pounding away at him again. The doctor goes to pull Batista off, but Batista knocks him out with a punch. This distracts Batista long enough for Brock Lesner to get away from Batista. Batista starts to chase Brock Lesner through the backstage area, and Lesner quickly picks up a steel chair and stops before going to hit Batista with it, but Batista ducks and then snatches the chair off Brock and hits him with the chair. Before he can do any more damage referee’s and road agents split Batista from Lesner once again. We see Lesner lying down on the floor not believing that Batista has got the better of him twice in one night.
A video package plays telling us that we are 23 days away from the Gran Daddy of them all….WRESTLEMANIA 22!
When we get back from the video package we see Chris Benoit making his way down to the commentary table to do some colour commentary with Michael Cole and Tazz, to watch his two Wrestlemania opponents.
“Burn in my Light” Randy Orton’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring to some huge heat. He comes down to the ring looking cocky as ever. And he walks over to the announce table and starts shouting verbal abuse at Chris Benoit, who fires back with some words of his own. Orton then gets into the ring still looking at Chris Benoit.
“Metallingus” Edge’s music hits and the World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring through the smoke with his girlfriend Lita to some huge heat just like Randy Orton. He gets into the ring and has a quick stare down with Benoit at the announce table before locking eyes with Randy Orton.
Match 6
Singles Match
Edge (With Lita) v Randy Orton
Summary: This was a great main event with both men putting on a great performance, and will be one of the better TV matches of the year. This was a back and forth contest between the two men which could have gone either way. After a back and forth opening few minutes Edge gained the momentum after Lita tripped Randy Orton up from the outside, and Edge connected with the Edge-O-Matic but Orton kicked out at 2. Edge went for his finish the spear too early on in the match however, and Orton caught him and nailed him with the inverted headlock backbreaker. Orton took control slowing the match pace down. Orton nearly picked up the victory after a wheelbarrow suplex but Edge kicked out at 2. Edge got himself back into the match after Orton missed a diving crossbody and Edge bounced off the ropes and connected with the Spinning wheel kick to Orton. The match pace got faster again and the closest chance to the victory came after Edge countered the RKO into an inverted DDT and then Edge grabbed Orton’s legs and locked on the Edgeucator. After a little while of it looking like Orton would tap out, he eventually got to the ropes.
Finish: Orton bounces off the ropes and goes for the clothesline but Edge ducks it and then kicks Orton in the mid section and connects with the Edgeucution. He hooks the legs 1…….2…….Kickout. Edge decides it is time to finish Orton off and he goes into the corner and starts jumping up and down signalling for the spear, and when Orton gets up Edge charges up at him and goes for the spear but Orton scouts Edge and sidesteps out of the way and catches Edge by the hair and tosses him through the middle rope to the outside. Orton goes straight after Edge and lifts him to his feet and grabs him by the hair, and he smashes Edge face first off the steel steps before whipping him spine first into the edge of the announce table. Orton then rolls Edge into the ring before approaching Chris Benoit at the English Announce Table. Orton starts provoking Benoit who stands up and they get into a verbal confrontation, and it ends up with Orton slapping benoit straight across the face before shoving him down to the floor. He then gets in the ring and he is met with some hard right hands by Edge who pounds away at him against the ropes, as on the opposite side of the ring Chris Benoit has gotten to his feet and he gets onto the apron just as Randy Orton counters Edge’s whip and he sends Edge crashing into Chris Benoit, taking Benoit down on the outside and Edge staggers back into Randy Orton who rolls him up and has a whole handful of tights and he picks up the three count over the champion.
Winner of the Match Randy Orton
Cole: Orton steals the victory using Chris Benoit to help him, and more importantly he has beaten the champion, only if it was a non title match.
Tazz: It doesn’t look like Edge is happy watch out Benoit!
As Cole and Tazz were talking Benoit had gotten in the ring and Edge cheap shotted him from behind obvious angry about what just happened. Edge bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks and nails him with a German Superlex. Edge quickly rolls out of the ring before Benoit can do anymore damage, but from behind Randy Orton gets in the ring and he plants Benoit with an RKO. Orton then starts taunting benoit but doesn’t notice the opportunistic Edge who gets in the ring and bounces off the ropes and connects with the Spear to Randy Orton, straight after that we hear the sound of a car crash and Mick Foley comes out to a huge pop.
Foley: Edge stop right there I’m not gonna let you three tear each other apart when we’re just weeks away from Wrestlemania. Chris benoit and Randy Orton, you have a score to settle, and as the saying says if you can’t get along, let’s get it on. At the return of Saturday Night Main Event it will be Chris Benoit v Randy Orton.
Crowd pops
Foley: With the special guest referee…………..EDGE!
Edge smiles at the announcement by Foley.
Foley: Hope you have enjoyed the show Mobile Alabama and have a nice day.
Foley’s music plays as Edge raises his World Heavyweight Title in the air looking down on Randy Orton and Chris Benoit as the show closes.
The WWE Logo is shown and Smackdown fades to Black to end the broadcast.
Velocity Results
Eugene beats Vito
The Dudley Boys beat the Basham Brothers
Chris Daniels beats Psychosis via DQ
WWE Wrestlemania 22 Card
World Heavyweight Championship
Edge (c) w/Lita vs. Randy Orton vs. Chris Benoit
WWE Title
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Christian w/Tyson Tomko
Intercontinental Title and the MITB Contract
Ladder Match
Shelton Benjamin (c) vs. Gregory Helms vs. Charlie Haas vs. Matt Hardy vs. Chris Masters vs. AJ Styles
Cruiserweight Title
Frankie Kazarian (c) or Billy Kidman v Paul London
WWE Tag Team Titles
The Teachers (c) w/Alexis Laree vs. Punked for Kash
Brock Lesner v Batista
Rob Van Dam w/Paul Heyman vs. The Undertaker
Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio
2006 Hall of Fame Ceremony
Randy Savage, Miss Elizabeth, Ted Di Biase and the Legion of Doom