Tigran, I understand that you might want to make a name for yourself here, but there are better ways to do it. Post sensibly, without trying to be "crazy", and you'll get recognition. Setting out with the sole intention of annoying people is pointless, because it will work and eventually you will get yourself banned.
Also, would I be right in thinking that it's forbidden to have two accounts for no reason? I only ask because Kwang Pillock has re-registered for definite (
see here) and is a pain. I wouldn't normally make a fuss, but he does keep trying to insult me.