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post #38 of (permalink) Old 03-03-2013, 10:08 AM
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Re: Lance Storm

Originally Posted by sharkboy22 View Post

Dude, if I wanted to watch amateur wrestling I'd watch that. Not a fucking choreographed version of it.

Pure wrestling does not sell. It never did and it never will. Characters are what sells. There's a reaosn why wrestling is in a slump right now. Because nobody is interesting enough to put asses in seats.

Lance Storm is not a GOAT. He's not one of the best and he certainly isn't a great wrestler either. 20 years from now we'd be saying, "Who the fuck was Lance Storm?" He neever put asses in seats, he never made people care.

The concept of a great wrestler has been lost thanks to all the vanilla fucks running around on the indies in their generic black tights with their generic black elbow pads and their generic knee pads, all running around with the same boring-ass "Best Technical Wrestler In The World" and "DEM KICKS BREH!!" shtick.

And as far as Lance's Storm charisma in the ring goes, what fucking charisma? Running the ropes with a blank face? Sitting in an arm bar emotionless? You wanna know someone who couldn't talk worth shit in the ring but let his wrestling do the talking? Chris Benoit. Here's a guy who couldn't talk worth cunt on the mic. But he had charisma in the ring.

Contrary to popular belief, Benoit wasn't a 'workrate' guy. I mean, how many moves did Benoit did in a match? It was the same snap suplex, head butt, northern lights, cross face. That's it. Sure from time to time he'd bust out something nice. But for the most part Benoit was never a thousand moves a match kind of guy. He wasn't all about technical wrestling. Benoit was a great worker. He told stories. He knew how to sell, how to pace a match, when to go into a heat segment, how to make a firey ass comeback. Chris Benoit is a great example of someone who had no charisma on the mic but had it in the ring. Jeff Hardy is another one. Can't talk, but had so much charisma in his CHARACTER and in the ring that he got extremely over..
Originally Posted by CupofCoffee View Post
Well, judging from what Chris Jericho writes about him in "A Lion's Tale", he apparently isn't the most entertaining person in real life, either.

He was a decent technical wrestler back in the day (and probably still is), but boy, did this guy ever suck at holding your interest.

Wrong. To quote the late Jesse Ventura, wrestling is "ballet with violence". The sport aspect is one of the core elements of the craft, but storytelling and entertaining the fans are what it's ultimately all about.
hate to disappoint you three shmucks but if ice dancing and gymnastics can be considered sports so can wrestling

Originally Posted by sharkboy22 View Post
The point is, no one is going to agree with me. This is the place where vanilla fucks like Storm are celebrated because he's a great technician and a scientific wrestler and all that bullshit in pro wrestling that doesn't mean a damn.
isn't that kinda like saying a fire-fighter doesn't mean a damn 'cause only his family sings his praises?

besides the internet is supposed to help plug that hole up

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