old women turn hilarious at a certain age, especially old dublin women, they start calling everyone chicken "ah howiya chicken?"
theres one who comes into my shop, she'll talk to everyone working there and ask them how their lovelife has been going, if anyone says they've been on a date she'll ask how it was then always finish with her version of 'did you get lucky?'-
"Did ya drop the hand?"
coming from an tiny old woman it cracks me up everytime