Was going to post this myself, but you beat me to it. It was hilarious, as always. "Randy, you've been bald since you were fuckin' 12. Know what? Not only are you banned from UFC events, you're banned from even thinking about the UFC. You know those scarfs you love? I'm going to buy out the manufacturer and burn their factory to the ground"
Sadly, I'm not TTH. My hair is far too glorious.