n late 2005, WWE Raw returned afta a gangbangin' five-year stint on TNN (now Spike) ta its original gangsta home USA Network. In 2006, cuz of contracts wit STD Universal, parent company of USA Network, WWE revived its funky-ass Saturdizzle night sheezy Saturdizzle Nightz Main Event (SNME) on NBC afta a thirteen-year hiatus. WWE had tha chizzle ta promote tha company on a major nationistic network rather than tha lower flava CW and cable channels like USA Network. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SNME airs occasionally on STD as a WWE special series. On September 26, 2007, it was announced dat WWE would be expandin its internationistic operations fo' realz. Alongside tha current internationistic offices up in London n' Toronto, a freshly smoked up internationistic crib would be established up in Sydney.
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