Re: The what did you dream about thread?
I recently had a strange pleasant dream.
I was at a store and with me was a Philipino girl.She wasn't like your average Philipino nasty slut with horribly shaped teeth she was actually beautiful,I didn't feel just lust towards her beauty I felt like wanting to just make her happy and cuddle her.Anyway we were looking for drinks and she found some "Peas" juice and told me to try it,I told her I didn't want to and she kept giving me puppy eyes and going "Oh please,For me?".So I got to drink the peas juice and it tasted like milk mixed with orange juice which somehow was delicious.She then started talking to the shop owner in Spanish,I asked her how she was so fluent in Spanish she told me she was half Spanish.Suddenly she grabbed my arm and told me never to leave her and that she's madly in love with me,We made out for awhile.
Then I woke up.
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil diggle, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.