Parks and Recreation Dept.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Small town Saskatchewan
Re: Subway sandwich chain sued over 11-inch "Footlongs"
Sue them over the taste or quality of the meat, but the length?
Some assholes just got too much time on their hands.
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