So you did have an agenda, Doc. Had you pegged.
Also, this makes oompaloompa's PR
slightly more interesting, as he was clearly making out he was Cristiano Ronaldo by going on about Portuguese and hating Messi. I can't think of any other Portuguese who would hate Messi. Seems odd for a new guy to fake something big like that, but he may have played mafia elsewhere and also may have been coached into it.
I think some early pressure on him to get some more posts and try and figure him out is a good ploy for right now.