Re: $20 trillion worth of oil discovered in Australia
US doesn't invade unless your people are mostly brown. Australia is safe. We'll just make DEALS with the Aussies to get that oil.
Might need to worry about China though...
They aren't white so WWIV incoming.
That's true. Your populace need to have strange, hard to pronounce names that make us think "TERRORIST" in our minds. Kind of a hard sell with guys named Nick (RUSH) and Steven (LAWLS).