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post #1 of (permalink) Old 01-24-2013, 03:13 PM Thread Starter
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Why are chicks getting tired of dicks? Well real ones anyway...

It seems like it's a trend now that a lot a females are either bi or full on homo. It's getting pretty ridiculous. We men let you women get away with this too much. We need you to procreate and rub our feet after bringing home the bacon or in a real mans case the whole fucking swine. Also blowjobs and taint licking. Also cooking.

Are we being too manly now? I mean, c'mon baby, it's our job to protect you....from driving. But seriously you females are just going crazy over this Nicki Minaj phase whom I blame for this atrocity. You know you ain't gay girl! Women know they can't survive without penetration and toys just don't cut it. You need that warm, throbbing, BBC to satisfy you. You know you want it on your chest. Sorry if I'm a little graphic ladies, I'm just saying. I want to add I'm talking mostly about the women in my age group 18-25.

I love women and I don't know what your loser boyfriends are doing to you that makes you want pussy other than the fact that dick is gross and vagina is gorgeous, but those assholes don't deserve you! There are good men out there waiting for you, but you have to look for them and not give up us males. Like I said we need you to bear our children and make us feel good.

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