Originally Posted by Tarfu

So last morning, or the previous, I decided to write down my dreams and maybe even make a habit out of it. Took a look at my first entry as I'd forgotten all about it:


- I was dressed up as Batman and met John Hamm at my great grandmother's house. He gave me tips on something (pretty sure he had a glass of scotch in his hand).

- I had a little hole in my stomach, and whenever I took a piss, most of it came out of the hole. It stung like hell.

- I was walking completely naked across a park-like place. Drew Barrymore was there with her family and/or friends. We spoke and nearly kissed. Nearly kissed.

- My flatmate was bragging to me about how his own mother gave him a bj.