Learning to break kayfabe
Join Date: Aug 2011
Re: WWE 2013
WWE Smackdown- 1 February 2013
*Royal Rumble- 27-01-13*
Commentator: It’s The Big Show against Alberto Del Rio for the world title... in a knockout match...
*Shots of big show dominating Del Rio*
Commentator: The Big Show is destroying Del Rio. Surely he can’t take much more punishment.
Commentator: Big Show just missed Del Rio and punched the exposed turnbuckle! Can Del Rio take advantage...? YES HE CAN! Step up Enzuigiri!
Commentator: But Del Rio is down, he needs to get to his feet.
*Shots of Ricardo Rodriguez passing Del Rio an object*
Commentator: Ricardo Rodriguez just passed his boss come sort of object, and Del Rio slipped it into his tights...
Commentator: Del Rio up to his feet... BUT HE’s MET WITH A CHOKESLAM!
Commentator: Big Show leaning in for the knockout blow... But Del Rio hits him! ... With a pair of Brass Knuckles
*Shots of Del Rio pounding on Show with the knuckles*
Ring Announcer: The Big Show has been declared unconscious! Your winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion... ALBERTO Del Rio!!
*Shots of a hurting Del Rio celebrating*
*I’m here to show the world! *
Commentator: It can’t be... it is! Dolph Ziggler is here and he’s cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase!
*Shots of Del Rio getting to his feet to face Ziggler*
Commentator: There it is! The Zig Zag! Dolph covers... AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
*Final shots are of Dolph Ziggler celebrating with the world title*
**End of Video Package**
**I’m here to show the world! **
Dolph Ziggler’s music hits and the new World Champion makes his way to the ring, showboating the entire way. Ziggler passes his belt to AJ for her to hold while he picks up a microphone and speaks.
Ziggler: ... Ladies and Gentlemen, your NEW World Heavyweight Champion... Dolph Ziggler!
Huge heat from the crowd at this
Ziggler: At The Royal Rumble, I made history. I saw my opportunity and I ceased it! And now I stand before all of you, World Heavyweight Champion for the second time.
Ziggler takes the title belt and holds it above his head.
Ziggler: You people better get used to this, because this title is gonna be mine for a very, very long time.
Alberto Del Rio’s music hits to a big pop, and the former World Champion joins Ziggler in the ring.
Del Rio: At The Royal Rumble, you stole something of mine. That title. And I want it back. I will have my rematch, and take back my World Heavyweight Championship!
**Weeeeeelllllllllllllllll it’s a Big Show**
Before Del Rio can finish, The Big Show’s music hits, and Del Rio’s opponent from Sunday comes out.
Show: Del Rio, you won’t get your rematch, because Dolph Ziggler is gonna defend the title in The Elimination Chamber. And I will-
**Can you dig it? SUCKA? **
Booker T’s music hits and the Smackdown General Manager comes out onto the stage.
Booker: Let me just correct you on something there Show. You see, Alberto Del Rio is entitled to a one on one rematch with Dolph Ziggler, and that match will happen at Elimination Chamber. You, Big Show, will compete in the Elimination Chamber match to find out who’s gonna face the World Champion at Wrestlemania. Your opponents? The United States Champion; Antonio Cesaro. Team Hell No; Kane and Daniel Bryan. The Celtic Warrior; Sheamus.... And The Viper Randy Orton! Now can you dig that, Sucka?
Big Show is furious and demands a world title match.
Booker: But that isn’t all. The way I see it, Big Shoe and Alberto Del Rio still have some unfinished business. So tonight, we are going to have Big Show against Alberto Del Rio.
Del Rio and show stare each other down. Meanwhile, Ziggler smirks in the corner of the ring.
Booker: Oh by the way Dolph... I haven’t forgotten about you. You’re going to have a match... right now!
Dolph Ziggler protests but Booker T has none of it.
**Booyaka Booyaka 619**
Rey Mysterio’s music hits and The Masked Warrior comes out for his return to Smackdown, and match with Dolph Ziggler.
Match 1: Dolph Ziggler vs Rey Mysterio
Rey opens up with a flurry of high flying offence, but Ziggler eventually catches him mid senton attempt, and delivers a powerbomb. Ziggler slows the pace of the match down and dominates Mysterio. Ziggler hits his trademarked jumping elbow, and cover Mysterio for a two count.
After taking a fair amount of punishment from The World Champion, Mysterio finally manages to fight back. The high flyer counters a fisherman’s suplex and lands behind Ziggler, dropkicking the Showoff out of the ring.
Mysterio heads up to the top rope and hits a flying Suicide Dive onto both Ziggler, and a Big E Langston who was helping him to his feet. Langston gets to his feet, but Mysterio takes him out with an Enzuigiri. But as soon as The Ultimate Underdog turns back around, he is met with a DDT from Dolph Ziggler, driving his skull into the floor.
Ziggler picks up Mysterio and rolls him back into the ring. The New World Champion hooks the leg...
But Mysterio manages a kick out.
Ziggler quickly gets to his feet and waits for Mysterio to rise, ready to pounce with a Zig Zag. As soon as Mysterio gets up he realises this, and clings onto the ropes to send Ziggler flying off. Mysterio then springboards off the ropes into a moonsault onto a standing Dolph Ziggler. Mysterio covers Dolph...
But The World Champion kicks out!
Mysterio waits for Ziggler to rise, before utilizing a drop toe hold to send the champ onto the ropes, in position for the 619. Mysterio hits his trademarked move, and goes up top for the springboard splash. But at the last second, Ziggler rolls out of the way, and Mysterio hits nothing but mat. Ziggler capitalizes immediately, as Mysterio staggers to his feet, he connects with a Zig Zag and covers The Masked Warrior.
Winner via Pinfall: Dolph Ziggler!
The World Heavyweight Champion celebrates his victory as we go to commercial.
Coming up tonight: Alberto Del Rio vs The Big Show, plus Sheamus takes on the US Champion, Antonio Cesaro. And as if that weren’t enough, Team Hell No! Get their rematch for the WWE Tag Team Titles, when they face The Usos tonight.
Match 2: R- Truth vs Damien Sandow w/ Cody Rhodes
Sandow dominates the match from the early going. Late in the match, R-Truth hits a Lie Detector out of nowhere to take control of the match. Truth goes for a What’s Up, but Sandow counters, sending r-Truth shoulder first into the ringpost. Sandow pulls Truth out from in between the turnbuckles, and delivers Terminus. Sandow covers R-Truth for the victory.
Winner via Pinfall: Damien Sandow
Coming up Next: Sheamus vs Antonio Cesaro
Match 3: Sheamus vs Antonio Cesaro
Two of the hopefuls for the Smackdown Elimination Chamber match in jus5t over two week’s time lock up to open the match.
After several minutes of back and forth action, The United States Campion ceases control with a Swissblade on the Celtic Warrior. The Swiss sensation sees his opportunity to dominate, and takes it. Cesaro works over Sheamus, beating on the Irishman with a mixture of punches, stomps and holds.
After taking a relatively lengthy beating, Sheamus digs deep and starts fighting back against Cesaro, hitting The US Champ with a collection of punches. Sheamus follows up with a powerful clothesline that sends both him and The Swiss Sensation to the outside.
On at ringside, the pair continues to brawl. Cesaro bangs Sheamus’ head off the announce table and looks to throw him into the steel ring steps. But Sheamus reverses the Irish whip and sends Cesaro crashing into the steel instead. Sheamus throws his opponent back into the ring and looks to continue his momentum.
In the ring, Sheamus hits Cesaro with the Irish Curse backbreaker. The Irishman covers the Swiss Superstar, but Cesaro kicks out at two. Sheamus has the momentum now however, hitting Cesaro with The Beats of the Bodhran. After this, Sheamus pulls Cesaro back into the ring and picks him up for the High Cross.
Cesaro weasels out of Sheamus’ finisher and takes out The Celtic Warrior with a German suplex. Having done this, The United States Champion heads up top, and waits for The Great White to rise. Once he has, Cesaro dives off the turnbuckle and hits Sheamus with a European Uppercut!
Cesaro covers The Irishman...
But Sheamus kicks out!
Cesaro stomps away on Sheamus, before picking him up to deliver further punishment. Cesaro looks for a fisherman’s suplex, but Sheamus counters and hits a fisherman’s suplex of his own. Sheamus picks the fallen Cesaro up and deliver an emphatic White Noise. The Celtic Warrior makes the cover...
But Cesaro gets the shoulder up!
Sheamus goes to the corner and sets up the Brogue Kick... Cesaro gets to his feet, but instantly realises his peril and meet Sheamus with a vicious clothesline! Cesaro looks to pick Sheamus up for The Neutralizer, but Sheamus escapes with a forearm to the face. Cesaro backs off allowing Sheamus enough room to deliver the Brogue Kick!
Sheamus makes the cover...
Winner via Pinfall: Sheamus
Sheamus reigns supreme over Cesaro after an exhausting match. Will the result be the same in just over two weeks time, when these two, along with four other men, meet inside The Elimination Chamber?
Coming up Next: Team Hell No get their chance at redemption, when they have their rematch for the WWE Tag Team Championships. Its The Usos vs Team Hell No! And it’s next!
Match 4: WWE Tag Team Championships: The Usos (c) vs Team Hell No!
The Usos have obviously received a massive confidence boost from their victory on Monday, and so the opening of the match is much less one sided than their encounter four nights ago. Tonight, Team Hell No find themselves enjoy much less domination throughout.
Towards the end of the match, Kane hits a sidewalk slam on the other legal man, Jey Uso. Kane covers but is only able to get a two count. Kane heads up to the top rope, and waits for Jey to rise. When The Samoan does, Kane clobbers him with a flying clothesline from the top rope!
Kane covers the fallen half of the Tam Team Champions... but Jey manages a kickout. Kane is obviously growing frustrated, and picks Jey up for the chokeslam. Before The Big Red Machine can deliver his finishing manoeuvre Jey counters with a frantic set of blows to the head of the monster. Kane is forced to abandon the attempts at a chokeslam, but he follows up with a powerful uppercut to Jey, sending The Champion reeling back. Kane goes after him, but Jey falls back to his own corner, where Jimmy tags himself in on the back of Jey.
Kane is oblivious to the tag being made, and continues to go after Jey. Kane grabs Jey by the throat and prepares for the chokeslam, but Jey counters with a kick to the gut and a DDT. Kane rolls onto his back, while Jey rolls out of the ring. Meanwhile, Jimmy Uso heads to the top turnbuckle and delivers a spectacular Samoan splash onto the Big Red Machine!
Jimmy makes the cover on Kane...
Winners via Pinfall and STILL WWE Tag Team Champions: The Usos!
The Usos celebrate while a distraught Team Hell No looks on.
Raw Recap: A recap of Wade Barrett’s announcement on Raw is shown, and the commentator’s speculate as to whether The Undertakes will show up in a month’s time.
Match 5: Kofi Kingston vs Primo w/ Epico & Rosa Mendes
Kingston dominates this short match, The Intercontinental Champion finishing Primo off with a Boom Drop followed up with Trouble in Paradise.
Winner via Pinfall: Kofi Kingston
Main Event: Alberto Del Rio vs The Big Show
Big Show starts the match off angry at his loss last night, man handling Del Rio. After a lengthy spell of dominance from The Big Show, Del Rio finally makes a comeback into the match with a DDT to the big man. Del Rio covers The Giant but only gets two. Del Rio stomps on show several times, before heading up to the top turnbuckle...
Del Rio delivers a picture perfect moonsault onto The Giant, and once again The Mexican makes the cover...
But once again Big Show manages to kick out. Del Rio then attempts to lock in an Armbreaker on Show, but The Giant fights him off. Big Show gets to his feet and back Del Rio into a corner, pounding away on him with his 16 inch fists.
Show lines up Del Rio for the knockout punch, but The Mexican Aristocrat dodges the blow. Del Rio capitalizes, attacking Show with a kick to the back of the leg, bringing the big man down to his knees. Del Rio goes to the top rope and nails the kneeling Big Show with a missile dropkick. Del Rio makes the cover but again, The Giant manages a kickout.
Del Rio hits Show with a succession of knee drops before Big Show grabs him by the throat!
The Giant slowly gets to his feet, keeping Del Rio’s throat in his grasp, preparing for the chokeslam...
Del Rio desperately tries to fight out of it, nailing Show with a collection of kicks to the torso. But before Del Rio can completely escape, Show smashes him across the chest with a devastating chop. Del Rio falls to the mat...
Big Show drags Del Rio to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Show delivers a devastating corner splash to The Mexican!
Big Show makes the cover on Del Rio...
But Del Rio digs deep and manages a kickout!
Show is frustrated and pulls Del Rio up for a chokeslam! But Del Rio counters with a thumb to the eye, which the referee is blocked from seeing by the body of The Big Show. Show backs away from Del Rio, clutching his eye. Del Rio ceases the moment and hits Show with a step up Enzuigiri!
Show goes crashing backwards and onto the mat! Del Rio is about to pin him when Dolph Ziggler rushes down the ramp and attacks Del Rio from behind, hitting with the World Heavyweight Championship belt.
Winner via DQ: Alberto Del Rio
Ziggler continues to assault Del Rio after the referee rings the bell. Ziggler picks up Del Rio and throws him to the outside, where Big E Langston is waiting...
Langston hurls Del Rio into the steel ringsteps, then picks him back up to his feet...
Del Rio staggers around for a few moments before he is met with an emphatic Zig Zag from Dolph Ziggler, onto the thinly padded concrete at ringside.
Ziggler goes up close to Del Rio’s face with the World Title Belt, and tells him that if he wants this, he’s going to have to come and take it from him.
Ziggler and AJ kiss over the unconscious body of Alberto Del Rio as we go off the air.
Dolph Ziggler def Rey Mysterio
Damien Sandow def R-Truth
Sheamus def Antonio Cesaro
The Usos def Team Hell No to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles
Kofi Kingston def Primo
Alberto Del Rio def The Big Show via DQ
Elimination Chamber card so far:
WWE Title Elimination Chamber Match: CM Punk (c) vs John Cena vs Ryback vs Rey Mysterio vs The Miz vs Kofi Kingston
World Heavyweight Title shot Elimination Chamber Match: Randy Orton vs Big Show vs Antonio Cesaro vs Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus vs Kane
World Heavyweight Title Match: Dolph Ziggler vs Alberto Del Rio