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Join Date: Jan 2010
Re: WrestleMania XXIX Match Card Predictions
I... could have sworn I posted in here at some point with my predictions. No? Ok, I'll just update them and post anyway.
Not saying this is how I expect things will actually go, just the way I'd personally do it. So more of a fantasy card than actual predictions, I guess.
YES! NO! YES! NO! I AM THE - GUUUUUUUYYYYYSSS!
Special referee - Dr. Shelby
Kane vs. Daniel Bryan
Just think of the comedy and crowd chants.
World's Strongest Man vs. Another Really Damn Strong Dude
Mark Henry vs. Antonio Cesaro
A 'Because This Feud Still Won't Be Over By the Time Wrestlemania Gets Here' Match
Ryback vs. The Shield
Ryback wins, everybody moves on with their lives.
Clash of the Part-Timers
The Rock vs. Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman
Keeps the fucking belt away from both guys. So, Punk beats Rock at the Rumble for this set-up, I guess.
We Have a Second World Title? Since When?!
World Heavyweight Championship
Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio
Yeah, having Rey stick around for more than 8 weeks at a time is a long shot, but if they want a new Latino guy then what better way to do it than this? Face match.
Longest Reign EVAR Don't Mention Sammartino vs. The Streak
CM Punk vs. Undertaker
Both guys wrestle until the end of time because I sure as fuck can't decide a winner.
There's obviously a fuckton of guys missing from that, but hey, sue me. I am lazy and will get back to this... probably not.