DualShock. You are indeed a mong. A plonker. An ignoramus. A muppet. A twonk. A loony. A balloon head. A total lost cause.
If you're constantly moaning about the "hypocrisy" of rants then you're gone. If you're gimmick posting and you're gimmick is generally perceived as a terrible gimmick then you're gone. If you're acting like a tool ala HEELKris then you're gone. If you're constantly making terrible threads with no purpose then you're probably gone too.
I'm getting giddy.