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WWE 2013 Royal Rumble
27 January 2013



Preshow Match: Justin Gabriel and Yoshi Tatsu def Primo & Epico to qualify for the Royal Rumble!



Quote:
**Video Package**


“It is the grandest stage of them all”
“Where men become kings”
“Where Heroes become legends”
“Where History is born”
“It is Wrestlemania”
“And the road to Wrestlemania...”
“...Starts Tonight!”


**End of Video Package**





***Opening Pyro***




Intro: Hello and welcome to all our viewers across the world, to the Twenty-sixth annual Royal Rumble! Tonight we will see thirty men compete for the highest honour in this industry... the right to main event Wrestlemania! But that is far from all, because tonight, The Rock returns to a WWE ring for the first time since last year’s Wrestlemania, this time to challenge for the WWE Title, which lies around the waist of CM Punk. Will The Rock prevail and claim a 13th World title? Who will be in the Main Event of Wrestlemania 29? We will know the answers to these questions and many more before the end of the night.




Match 1: The Usos (Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso) vs Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow)


The commentators remind everyone that the winner of this match will get a shot at Team Hell No!’s Tag Team Titles in the near future.

Team Rhodes Scholars enter the ring first, then await The Usos. The twin sons of Rikishi make their way out onto the stage and perform a passionate and bone chilling Siva Tau before charging into the ring.

Cody Rhodes locks up with Jimmy Uso to open the match. Rhodes wins the initial grappling and hits Jimmy with a back suplex. The Second generation Star pulls his opponent across the ring to his corner, and tags in Sandow. Before leaving the ring, Rhodes helps his newly tagged in partner by delivering a double suplex to their opponent. Sandow taunts Jimmy with a few stomps, before the Samoan pushes himself to his feet. Sandow continues toying with Uso, slapping him in the face to taunt him. Jimmy Uso strikes back though, with a shot to Sandow’s face. Jimmy keeps the blows reigning in, hitting Sandow with shot after shot directed at the face. Sandow finally puts a stop to the beating with a vicious clothesline to the Samoan. After taking a few seconds to regain his composure, Sandow hits Jimmy with a knee drop. The Duke of Decency picks up Uso to continue the beating, however Jimmy manages to counter. The Samoan hits Sandow with a shot to the gut, followed by a powerful uppercut to send The Lord of Literature Staggering back. Jimmy dives towards his corner and tags in Jey, who rushes into the ring. Sandow also makes the tag to Rhodes, who joins the battle.

Jey clotheslines Rhodes as soon as he enters the ring, then carries on to his opponent’s corner, where he knocks Damien Sandow off the ring apron. Jey turns back to Rhodes and hits him with a spinning neckbreaker!

Jey covers his fallen opponent



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Rhodes manages to kick out, but The Usos are looking promising.

Jey drags Rhodes to his corner and tags Jimmy back into the match. The pair double team Rhodes, hitting him with a double back elbow followed by a double elbow drop. Jimmy continues the attack after Jey leaves the ring. Jimmy picks up Cody and delivers a fisherman’s suplex to The Second Generation Star. Jimmy looks to follow up with a pin, but Cody shows his instincts and counters into a cradle pin of his own!



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Jimmy barely kicks out!

Rhodes finds some momentum however, hitting Jimmy with a dropkick. Rhodes then springboards off the ropes and hits Jimmy with a disaster kick! Rhodes crawls over to his opponent to make the cover...



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Jimmy kicks out!

Rhodes pulls the Samoan up, and sets up Cross Rhodes. Jimmy counters at the last second and turns it into a DDT! Jimmy has taken a lot of punishment and crawls over to his corner to make the tag. Cody does the same, and Damien Sandow is tagged in.

Sandow and Jey charge at each other and exchange blows in the middle of the ring. Jey Uso Irish whips Damien Sandow into a neutral turnbuckle, and follows it up with a clothesline into said turnbuckle. Jey picks him up, but before he has a chance to continue his offence, Sandow brings him down with a high knee. Sandow picks up Jey and sets him up for Terminus...

Sandow delivers his finisher! Ramming Jey into the ground!

Before Sandow can capitalize however, he is distracted by Kane running down to the ring and getting up on the ring apron! The referee and Sandow rush to the ring to stop him, and Kane gets off the ring apron and leaves.

However, while the referee is distracted, Daniel Bryan emerges out of the crowd, pulls Rhodes off the ring apron and knocks him out with the Tag Team Championship belt! Bryan then disappears back into the crowd.

Also, while the ref and Sandow’s backs are turned, Jimmy Uso pulls a Twin Magic, dragging his incapacitated brother out of the ring and slides in to replace him!

Once Kane has left ringside, Sandow turns back to what he believes to be Jey Uso... only for Jimmy to leap up and hit him with a Samoan Drop!

Jimmy covers The Duke of Decency...



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Winners via Pinfall: The Usos!

The Jey rushes into the ring to celebrate their massive victory!

With that win, The Usos have earned themselves a title match against the very team that possibly won them this match... Team Hell No!




Match 2: Divas Championship Match: Eve (c) vs Kaitlyn


If Eve gets disqualified or counted out in this match, she will lose the title...

Kaitlyn starts the match strongly, but Eve soon retreats out of the ring to escape and frustrate her challenger. Kaitlyn chases her opponent around ringside, but Eve slides back into the ring. Kaitlyn follows her into the squared circle, but before she can get to her feet, she is attacked by the champion. After about a minute of offence, Eve lays her challenger out and delivers a bootysault.
The Champion covers her opponent...



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But Kaitlyn manages to kick out.

Eve picks Kaitlyn up to do further damage, but the challenger rolls her up into a small cradle...



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The Champion kicks out in the nick of time!

Kaitlyn is quick to capitalize, hitting Eve with a running powerslam. Kaitlyn then Irish whips her opponent into the ropes and hits a sidewalk slam. Kaitlyn then picks her up and delivers an inverted DDT. The challenger covers the champion...



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But eve kicks out once again!

Kaitlyn stomps on Eve a few times, before picking her up to deal further damage. Eve quickly counters with a kick to the gut and sets up The Heartbreaker!

However, before Eve can execute her finisher, Kaitlyn counters yet again and seemingly out of nowhere hits The Atomic Wedgie Drop!!!
Kaitlyn covers the champion...



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3!!!

Winner via Pinfall and NEW WWE Divas Champion: Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn celebrates by charging into the crowd, along with The Divas Championship belt. Meanwhile, Eve has a tantrum at ringside...





Interview: Matt Striker with The Rock


Striker: Rock, tonight, you compete in your first match since Wrestlemania and-

Rock: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa... Who in the blue Hell are you?

Striker: M-Matt Striker...

Rock: Why didn’t they send Kevin Kelly?

Striker: Kevin Kelly hasn’t been in the WWE for years...
Rock: What about Jonathan Coachman?

Striker: He hasn’t been in the WWE for years either

Rock: So let me get this straight... Vince McMahon, fires Kevin Kelly. Vince McMahon fires Jonathan Coachman. Vince McMahon moves Lillian Garcia to ring announcing and for some reason that even the wrestling gods don’t understand let Michael Cole become a commentator. Then Vince McMahon sends this sweater vest wearing, microphone holding, spineless peace of trash to interview The Rock? Lemme’ tell you something... is it Mike?

Striker: Matt...

Rock: Mike. How do you think The Rock is going to do against CM Punk tonight?

Striker: Well I think-

Rock: IT DOESN”T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!

Rock: Here is what is gonna happen tonight. The Rock is gonna whoop CM Punks ass all over every corner of Phoenix Arizona. Then The Rock is gonna take the WWE title for the eighth time, and then The Rock is gonna go to The Granddaddy of em’ all, Wrestlemania. And then, at Wrestlemania, in front of the 90 000 people in attendance, and the Millions-

Crowd: AND MILLIONS!

Rock: And Millions of people watching around the world, The Rock will make history once again, defending his WWE title. And tonight is where it all begins baby. Tonight, The Great One is back, and there is no one, AND THE ROCK MEANS NO ONE. Who is gonna stop him.
IF YA SMMMEEEELLLLLL.... WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKIN!!!!!!!!!!




Commentators: Well we are certainly set for a true classic here tonight, when The Rock takes on CM Punk. But first, we have a match between a seemingly unstoppable giant, and a fighting champion, as Alberto Del Rio defends his title against The Big Show. Now this all started just a few weeks ago...



Quote:
**Video Package**


*Smackdown- 11/01/13- Two weeks ago*

Commentator: The World heavyweight Champion is set to defend his title against Alberto Del Rio... in a last man standing match...

7... Del Rio is up!
8...
9.... Could it be?
10!!! Del Rio has done it we have a new Champion!

*Raw, two nights later*

Commentator: -It’s The Big Show against Santino Marrella, and the former champion is not pleased...

-And the referee says that’s enough, Show’s been disqualified.
-But the giant is not done here
-Oh My god! He chokeslammed Santino through the announce table!



Big Show: In nine days time at The Royal Rumble, our match is gonna be a knockout match.

*Shots of Big Show knocking out The Miz, Alberto Del Rio and The Great Khali*

Commentator: That 16 inch fist of the Big Show... able to knock opponents unconscious at any
time...


*Shots of The Big Show destroying the leg of The Great Khali*

Big Show: In any other match you might have a chance Alberto... but not this one.

*Shots of Khali being stretchered away*

Commentator: And just as Big Show promised, Khali has been stretchered out of the ring tonight.

*Shots from last Friday Night’s Smackdown, With Alberto in the ring and Big Show coming down the ramp*

Del Rio: You may be bigger than me

*Shots of Del Rio hitting Big Show with a step up enzeguri off the ring apron*

Del Rio: You may be stronger than me

*Shots of Del Rio hitting Big Show with a steel chair*

Del Rio: But I am not afraid of you.

*Final shot of Del Rio holding the world title over a fallen Big Show*


**End of Video Package**


**Weeeeelllllllllll It’s a Big Show! **

The World’s Largest Athlete makes his way down to the ring for his rematch with The World Champion. The Giant makes his way down to the ring without a smile on his face, his thoughts fixed on the task at hand. Upon entering the ring, Show taunts the fans with his enormous, 16 inch fist.


**Realeza**

Del Rio’s music hits and the World Champion makes his way out, with his usual limousine and entrance theatrics. He keeps eye contact with The Big Show all the way up until he enters the ring.


Match 3: Knockout Match for The World Heavyweight Championship: Alberto Del Rio (c) w/ Ricardo Rodriguez vs The Big Show


The match Begins and Del Rio tries to lock up with The Big Show, only to be swatted away by The Giant. Del Rio gets up and dodges Big Show’s next punch, then rebounds off the ropes and brings the big man down with a chop block. The Mexican Aristocrat goes up to the top rope for a moonsault, only for Show to get his knees up and the last second.

Del Rio writhes in pain across the ring, as The Giant gets to his feet. Show picks up Del Rio and hits him with a military press slam from his full seven feet of height. Show stomp on Del Rio a few times before putting all his weight behind a powerful elbow drop. Big show picks Del Rio up for another military press slam, but Del Rio escapes and lands behind The Big Show. Del Rio low blows the no1 contender, and then follows up with a bulldog to send the big man face first into the mat. Del Rio hits Show with several stomps before going for the ground and pound. However, this does not last long, as Big Show grabs Del Rio and throws him off.

The challenger staggers to his feet, and Del Rio comes charging at him. Show stops the champion in his tracks with a clothesline, then picks up Del Rio and hits him with The Final Cut. Big Show gets back to his feet and hits the champion with a leg drop, followed by a full body splash. Del Rio writhes in pain from these high impact moves, as Show begins to toy with him.

Big Show eventually picks The Mexican Aristocrat up, and throws him into the nearest turnbuckle. Big show hits the champ with a clothesline into the turnbuckle, then uses a few powerful chops to further punish The Mexican.

Show then begins to taunt the crowd with his enormous right hand and prepares to hit Del Rio with it. However, The Essence of Excellence dodges it at the last second, which sent Big Shows punch straight into the turnbuckle that Del Rio had exposed while Show was taunting the crowd!

Big Show grasps his hand in pain, leaving him open to an attack from Del Rio. The champion capitalizes, hitting Big Show with a step up Enzuigiri!

However, Alberto Del Rio is hurting too much to take advantage on the situation, and struggles to get up off the mat. While Del Rio is trying to recover, we see Ricardo Rodriguez slip him something, which the champ puts in the back of his tights.

By the time Del Rio finally makes it to his feet, Big Show is up as well. The Champion stumbles towards the challenger, and hits him with a few punches to the head. Show soon responds by gripping Del Rio around the neck and hitting a chokeslam!!

Show staggers back for a few seconds after delivering his finisher, before moving towards Alberto for the final blow. Big Show leans over Del Rio and prepares for the Knockout punch.

In those few seconds, Del Rio pulls the object that Ricardo Rodriguez gave him out of his tights... a set of brass knuckles! Del Rio puts the brass knuckles on, and hits the Big Show just as he was about to deliver the Knockout Punch!!!

Big Show falls to the ground, and Del Rio rolls on top of him and keeps pounding away with the brass knuckles! Del Rio soon draws blood and eventually rolls off the Giant, allowing for the referee to check...

The referee confirms it! Del Rio has won!!!

Winner via Knockout and still World heavyweight Champion: Alberto Del Rio!!!!!

Ricardo Rodriguez rushes into the ring to help his employer to his feet, with Del Rio barely having the strength to stand on his own. The Mexican Aristocrat looks to the heavens in celebration of his incredible win!


**I’m here to show the World! I’m here to World**


Del Rio’s look of joy turns to that of horror as he hears Dolph Ziggler’s music. MR MITB rushes down to the ring, briefcase in hand, and flanked by Big E. Langston.

Ziggler hands his briefcase to the Referee and tells him he wants his title match now! Big show is pulled out of the ring by medical staff and the match is ready to go!


Match 4: World Heavyweight Title Match: Alberto Del Rio (c) vs Dolph Ziggler

Del Rio can barely stand but moves towards Ziggler. The Showoff clotheslines his opponent then waits for him to get up. Del Rio once again manages to stagger to his feet...
... Only to be met by a Zig-Zag!!!

Ziggler covers the Champion!



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Winner via Pinfall and NEW World Heavyweight Champion: Dolph Ziggler

**I’m here to show the world! I’m here to show the world! **

Ziggler celebrates his title win on his knees in the middle of the ring. AJ and Big E. Langston rush into the ring to celebrate with him. Ziggler is forced to stop kissing the title belt and start kissing AJ. Ziggler taunts the crowd with the belt, before finally standing tall over a fallen Alberto Del Rio.




Quote:
**Promo**


It is the most evil structure in the WWE.

Punishing

Horrifying

Many men will do battle in it.

Putting their bodies, their careers on the line

But only a few will survive...

...The Elimination Chamber


WWE Elimination Chamber- 17/02/13


**End of Promo**




Commentators: And Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for what many of you’ve all been waiting. CM Punk vs The Rock for the first time ever. And it is for the WWE Championship!




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**Video Package**


*Raw 1000*

Rock: I just got word. At the Royal Rumble, whoever the champion is, they will go one on one with The Great One!

*Raw- 7/01/13*

Commentators: CM Punk has defeated Ryback in a TLC Match. CM Punk will go to the Royal Rumble and face The Rock.


CM Punk: -For over 400 days I have held this title.

-I am the greatest WWE Champion of all time! Not of the modern era

-Of all Time!

-I don’t do this for all of you people, I do this for me

-You people will never amount to anything more than paying to see me!



Rock: - CM Punk, you come out here and insult The People- The Rock’s People. And nobody insults The Rock’s People

-Now Thr rock’s been thinking, and he’s decided that he is sick and tired of CM Punk coming out here each and every week with that title belt and running his mouth.

-Punk, at the rumble, this reign of terror of yours is coming to an end
- Why? Because The Rock is sick and The Rock is tired of the way you disrespect this company, and the way you disrespect these people.
- So this Sunday, The Rock is finally gonna show you why you need to respect the people who pay to see you!


CM Punk: Dwayne, let me ask you something... how did you get this match at The Royal Rumble?

-I’ll tell you how, you went to Vince McMahon and you asked for it.

- My biggest problem isn’t with you, it isn’t with the fans, it isn’t even with John Cena, my biggest problem is with Vince McMahon, and the way he runs this company.

- In this company, no matter how hard you work, you will never get to the top if Vince doesn’t like you.



- And that, Dwayne is why when you say you are fighting for these people, you are spitting in the face of this business, and you are spitting in the face of people who work their ass off and never get anywhere because of Vince McMahon!



**End of Video Package**

**Look in my eyes... what do you see? **


Cult of Personality blares over the speakers as the WWE champion comes out onto the stage, accompanied by Paul Heyman. The champ taunts the fans with the WWE title belt on his way down to the ring. CM Punk finally reaches the ring, and awaits his challenger.


**IF YA SMMMEEELLLL... What The Rock... is cookin**

The People’s Champion makes his way out to the ring to a thunderous applause. After performing his signature pose in all four corners of the ring, The Great one finally turns to face CM Punk...



Match 5: For the WWE Championship: CM Punk (c) w/ Paul Heyman vs The Rock


The Two in ring titans lock up to begin the match. Punk wins the initial Lock up, hitting The Rock with a hip toss. Punk stomps a few times on the challenger before picking him up for a fisherman’s suplex. However, The Great One counters the suplex, and hits a fisherman’s suplex of his own.

The Rock waits for his opponent to rise before clobbering him back to the mat with a thunderous running clothesline. The Rock sets up for The Rock Bottom. Punk sees this and rolls out of the ring to frustrate The Rock.

However, The Brahma Bull slides out of the ring and goes after The Straight Edge Superstar. The two exchange several blows at ringside, before The Rock takes control, banging Punk’s head off the announce table. Punk immediately responds by bouncing Rock’s skull off the table as well.

The Champion then looks to Irish whip the Rock into the steel ringsteps, but The Rock counters, sending The Voice of the Voiceless into the steel instead. The Rock rolls in and back out of the ring to break the referee’s count. The Rock turns his attentions back to CM Punk, picking The Champ up to deliver further punishment. However he is met by a kick to the head, from the champion! The kick lays Rock out at ringside, while Punk dives back into the ring.

After a few seconds, The Rock manages to rise to his feet at ringside. Seeing this, CM Punk decides not to wait for him to get back into the ring. Punk springboards off the top rope, crashing into The Rock with a diving crossbody! As a result, both men are laid out at ringside...

Both Challenger and Champion get to the feet and dive into the ring before the ten count. Punk is the first to take control, sending Rocky into the turnbuckle and following up with his patented high knee and bulldog. Punk covers The Brahma Bull...



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But The Rock kicks out, much to the delight of those in attendance.

Punk is quick to react though, hitting Rock with a knee drop. Punk then goes outside the ring and waits for The Rock to rise. Once The People’s Champion has done so, Punk hits an emphatic springboard clothesline on the Rock. Punk gets up first and signals the GTS...

As Rock staggers to his feet, he sees this and reacts quickly. The Great One kicks Punk in the gut before he can execute his finisher and follows up with a DDT. Rocky then picks up The Champion, and hits him with a running powerslam. The Rock starts taunting CM Punk, then gets an idea...

The People’s Champion sets up The People’s elbow, pulling of his armband and throwing it into the crowd. Rock runs from side to side in the ring, before coming to a halt over the body of CM Punk. The rock delivers The People’s Elbow, only for CM Punk to dodge at the last second! Punk gets up and meets rock with a flurry of kicks to either flank. Rock goes for a clothesline, but Punk ducks, rebounds off the ropes and hits Rock with a dropkick.

Both men get up quickly and Punk goes for a kick to the head. The rock ducks and from out of almost nowhere hits a Samoan Drop!

Rocky covers the champ...



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CM Punk gets the shoulder up.

Rock is on the offence however, hitting Punk with a belly-to-belly suplex. Rock then charges at Punk, looking for a clothesline, Punk ducks and hits a drop toehold, sending Rock face first into the bottom turnbuckle. Punk then picks up The Great One and delivers a German Suplex. The WWE Champion climbs up to the top rope, and mimics Randy Savage, before flying high to connect with a diving elbow on the People’s Champion!
A Randy Savage esque Punk covers The Rock...



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But The Rock manages to lift his shoulder before the three.

CM Punk has had enough and picks up Rocky for the GTS! However, at the last second the Rock escapes, and pushes CM Punk into the turnbuckle. The Rock then gets ready to execute the Rock Bottom...

CM Punk unwittingly turns into The Rock’s finisher, as The Brahma Bull lays an arm around the Champion. But The Second City Saint refuses to allow Rocky to execute his finisher, hitting him with several elbows to the head. Rock is forced to let go.

Punk brings down the challenger with a leg lariat and again looks for the GTS. But this time he is met by an immediate punch to the face by The People’s Champion. Rock picks up his opponent and hits a spinebuster. The Great One sees his chance and turns Punk over, onto his stomach. Rocky grabs the legs of punk and locks in the Sharpshooter!

Punk screams in pain from the submission hold, and begins clawing his way towards the ropes. But The Rock pulls him back into the centre of the ring. Punk, still screaming in pain, continues to claw his way to the ropes... and finally makes it!

The Rock is forced to break the hold. He does so but immediately pulls Punk back towards the centre of the ring. The Great One looks to lock in the Sharpshooter again, but Punk kicks him in the head, knocking him backwards.

Punk staggers to his feet, only to be met by a charging Rock. However, before The Rock can execute his clothesline, Punk grabs him, and jumps. When they hit the ground, The WWE Champion locks in the Anaconda Vice! The Rock struggles but yells in pain. Rock finally manages to get a hand free and hits Punk repeatedly in the head, forcing the Champ to break the hold.

Punk pulls himself up on the ropes, as does The Rock. As Punk turns back to face The Rock he is met with a Rock Bottom out of nowhere!!!

But Punk feel too far away for the Rock to reach, and the Challenger summons all his energy to slowly drag himself towards the Champion. Rock slowly makes his way there, but knows every second spent crawling is another second for Punk to recover. The Rock finally gets there and drapes him arm over the WWE Champion



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But the champ summons all his energy and lifts his shoulder off the mat!

Both champion and challenger get to their feet in the middle of the ring. Once at their feet, they take turns trading blows, causing a “booo” “Yeah” chorus among the fans. After trading several punches, The Rock starts to get the momentum, hammering away repeatedly at CM Punk. The Rock steps back, then rushes forward to deliver a powerful clothesline. But at the last second Punk ducks and the clothesline hits the referee!!!

The Rock realises he can’t win if the referee is down, and tries to revive him. However, while he is doing this, The Shield come out of the crowd and hit the ring, going after Rock! The Brahma Bull hears the crowd and turns to see the trio entering the ring. The Rock takes on all three members of The Shield, throwing Ambrose out of the ring first. The Rock then hits Rollins and Reigns with a double clothesline, knocking them both to the ground. Rock picks up Rollins and tosses him out of the ring. Finally, Reigns gets to his feet, only to be face to face with The Rock. The People’s Champion hits Reigns with a Rock Bottom and throws him out of the ring.

The Rock goes to the ropes, and The Shield retreat up the ramp. The Rock turns back to CM Punk... And gets met with a GTS!!!!!

Punk drapes an arm over the challenger...

The Referee pulls himself over to count the pin...



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Winner via Pinfall and STILL WWE Champion: CM Punk!

Punk falls back after winning the exhausting match, albeit with the distraction of The Shield. With the help of Paul Heyman, Punk stands and claims his WWE Title, before staggering up the ramp and into the locker room.

The Rock is left in the ring to recover. When he finally stands, the entire crowd give him a standing ovation along with chants of “Thank You Rocky!”




Main Event: The 2013 Royal Rumble Match




**Miracle**


Entrant #1: Antonio Cesaro


The US Champion is the unlucky number one to enter the Royal Rumble...




**I Came to Play! **


Entrant #2: The Miz


The Miz smiles upon seeing his opponent and charges down to the ring to face him. The two rivals brawl in the ring to open up the 2013 Royal Rumble match. Cesaro soon hits a belly-to-belly overhead suplex to take control. Miz crawls to a turnbuckle and Cesaro stomps away on his opponent. Cesaro picks up The Miz and tries to force him over the top rope, but The Awesome One hangs on. Cesaro eventually forces him off the top rope, but Miz slides back under the bottom rope to stay alive. Cesaro continues stomping on the former WWE Champion.



10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...


**Flight of the Valkyries*

Entrant #3: Daniel Bryan




Bryan rushes to the ring and trades blows with Cesaro, while Miz recovers in the corner. Cesaro takes control, clotheslining the tag team champion. Cesaro picks up Bryan and tries to toss him out, but Bryan resists. The No! Man, wriggles out and escapes before he can be tossed over. Bryan then attacks The US Champion from behind, trying to send him over the top rope. But the Swiss Sensation proves two powerful, and knocks Bryan away. However, The Miz manages to get to his feet, and DDTs the European.



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**Hallelujah Chorus**

Entrant #4: Damien Sandow




Sandow makes his way down to the ring, looking very displeased with the events that took place earlier in the night. When Sandow enters the ring he goes immediately after Daniel Bryan, for costing him his match against The Usos. Meanwhile, Miz drags Cesaro to the corner and hits him with the Awesome Clothesline. Sandow lays Bryan out with a vertical suplex, and comes face to face with The Miz. The two run at each other, knocking each other down with a double clothesline. Sandow is first to his feet and immediately hits Miz with a DDT. Sandow stands tall above the three incapacitated wrestlers in the ring, and turns his attentions to the next entrant...



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**Oh Radio tell me everything you know**

Entrant #5: Zack Ryder



Ryder charges into the ring and brawls with Damien Sandow. Ryder hits The Duke of Decency with a swinging neckbreaker to take control. Ryder sets up and hits a broski boot on his opponent. But The Long Island Iced Z turns directly into a Neutralizer from Antonio Cesaro! Daniel Bryan comes up behind the US Champion and hits him with The Skull Crushing Finale. The Miz, in turn, comes up behind Daniel Bryan, looking to deliver a Skull Crushing finale, but the Tag Team Champion manages a counter, and almost throws The Awesome One out in the process.



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**Sierra Hotel Echo Lima Delta**

Entrant #6: Dean Ambrose




Bryan goes right for The Shield member as he enters the ring. Bryan hits Ambrose with a combination of suplexes, before finally trying to throw him over the top rope. Ambrose holds on long enough for Damien Sandow to get up, and The Lord of Literature goes right after Daniel Bryan. Sandow directs a big boot at the head of the tag team champion. But Bryan ducks and the boot hits Ambrose instead. Thinking quickly, Bryan throws Dean Ambrose over the top rope, elimination him and getting some revenge for The Shields attacks.


Elimination #1: Dean Ambrose by Daniel Bryan


Sandow immediately goes after Daniel Bryan, hitting him with a powerslam. But Miz pulls Sandow off the tag team champion, and once again attempts to throw him out.



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**So close now**

Entrant # 7: Jey Uso



One half of the new no1 contenders for the WWE Tag Team Championship comes down to the ring. Sandow counters the Miz, sending him shoulder first into the ringpost, and turns to face the man who beat him earlier on in the night. Sandow doesn’t have any chance however, as just before he is about to go one on one with Jey Uso, The Lord of Literature is clobbered from behind by a recently recovered Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro hits Sandow with a spinning powerslam then turns to face Jey Uso. Cesaro brings down The Samoan with a vicious clothesline, then tries to throw him out of the ring. Several of the superstars around the ring begin to get up, and go after individual targets...



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**Somebody Call my Mamma**

Entrant #8: Brodus Clay



The Funkasaurus runs down to the ring and clears house, manhandling everyone in the ring. Clay is finally brought down by a low blow from Antonio Cesaro. The US Champion picks up The Funkasaurus and delivers a Neutralizer! Cesaro smirks as he stands over his fallen opponents and waits for the next entrant...



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**It’s a shame for they lost their heads **

Entrant #9: Sheamus



Antonio Cesaro’s smirk disappears when he sees The Celtic Warrior come out on stage. Sheamus charges into the ring and brawls with the US Champion. The Great White knocks Cesaro back and lays him out with a Brogue kick! Jey Uso is unlucky enough to stagger to his feet at this point. Sheamus sees this and immediately tosses the Samoan out of the ring, eliminating him.


Elimination #2: Jey Uso by Sheamus


Brodus Clay is the next to climb to his feet, with the help of the ropes. Sheamus sets his sights on him, and clotheslines the Funkasaurus out of the ring for his second elimination.


Elimination #3: Brodus Clay by Sheamus


Daniel Bryan is able to holt The Celtic Warrior’s momentum, with a back suplex. Bryan and The Miz form an unlikely alliance to double team Sheamus. Meanwhile Zack Ryder and Damien Sandow trade blows.




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**J Pop Drop**

Entrant #10: Yoshi Tatsu



Tatsu rushes down to the ring. Sandow hits Zack Ryder with a DDT and turns to face The Rising Sun. Tatsu enters the ring by springboarding off the ropes and into Sandow for a springboard crossbody! The Miz turns around to face Yoshi Tatsu... and gets hit with a roundhouse kick! Sandow attacks Tatsu from behind, hitting him with a bulldog. Before Sandow can continue to punish The Japanese Sensation, he is clobbered by Daniel Bryan, who locks him in the Yes! Lock. Sandow soon taps, but it makes no difference as he needs to be thrown over the top rope.



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**I’ve had enough! **

Entrant #11: Wade Barrett



Wade Barrett runs down to the ring and the former Intercontinental Champion clears house. Barrett picks up Daniel Bryan and takes him out with a bullhammer. Yoshi Tatsu tires to incapacitate the Englishman with a roundhouse kick, but Barrett ducks. The Prince of the WWE responds immediately, grabbing Yoshi Tatsu and throwing him over the top rope and out of the ring.


Elimination #4: Yoshi Tatsu by Wade Barrett


Zack Ryder gets to his feet and exchanges blows with Barrett. Barrett soon wins and backs Ryder into a corner, beating on him...



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**S.O.S. **

Entrant #12: Kofi Kingston



Wade stops beating on Ryder and looks up to see the man who took the Intercontinental title from him last Friday night on Smackdown. Kofi charges into the ring and takes out Barrett with a running crossbody. Kofi finds enough space to perform a Boom Drop on his rival. Before Kofi can further punish Barrett, he is attacked from behind by The Miz. Kofi fights back however, knocking The Awesome One away with a combination of punches and kicks. Kofi then hits Miz with a powerful dropkick which sends him tumbling backwards, over the top rope and out of the ring!


Elimination #5: The Miz by Kofi Kingston


Kofi has very little time to celebrate, because he is attacked from behind by a recovered Wade Barrett. Barrett sends Kofi tumbling over the rope after Miz! Barrett gets a measure of revenge over Kofi for the IC title loss two nights earlier.


Elimination #6: Kofi Kingston by Wade Barrett


As soon as Kofi is out of the ring, he is attacked by the Miz! The Miz throws Kingston into the steel steps, before delivering a vicious Skull Crushing Finale on the floor! The Miz then storms off up the ramp as the countdown starts for the next entrance.



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*You’re Only Smoke and Mirrors! **

Entrant #13: Cody Rhodes



Cody Rhodes has a stare down with The Miz on the ramp, before rushing down to the ring to help his tag team partner. Team Rhodes Scholars work together to double team Daniel Bryan. Meanwhile, Antonio Cesaro comes very close to edging Zack Ryder over the top rope. Ryder eventually escapes his predicament with a thumb to the eye of the Swiss Sensation. Cesaro backs away, leaving Thr Long Island Iced Z on the ring apron. But before Zack can come back into the ring he is met with a devastating Brogue Kick from Sheamus, which sends Ryder flying to the floor.


Elimination #7: Zack Ryder by Sheamus


Sheamus turns to Cesaro, hitting him with an Irish Curse back-breaker.



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** Broken Dreams**

Entrant #14: Drew McIntyre



The Scotsman Drew McIntyre heads down to the ring to join the fray. When he enters the ring he brawls with Sheamus. Sheamus soon takes the upper hand and looks to throw The Chosen One out. McIntyre holds on, however, denying the Great White. Sheamus is soon attacked from behind by Wade Barrett. Barrett sends Sheamus into the turnbuckle and pounds away on the Irishman.



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**More than one man*

Entrance #15: Jinder Mahal


Mahal enters the ring and joins his 3MB team mate Drew McIntyre. The duo double team Sheamus, with the help of Wade Barrett. Meanwhile, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow finally manage to tip a very resistant Daniel Bryan out of the ring!


Elimination: #8 Daniel Bryan by Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow


Team Rhodes Scholar then turn their attention to the other team in the ring, McIntyre and Mahal. The two teams brawl as the next countdown begins...



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**What’s up**

Entrant #16: R-Truth



R-Truth runs down to the ring and targets 3MB. Truth hits Mahal with a corkscrew elbow and hits McIntyre with the What’s Up. He then turns around and comes face to face with Antonio Cesaro. The two rivals dual it out in the centre of the ring, before R-Truth lays out the US Champ with a leg lariat.



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** Here comes the pain **


Entrant #17: Brock Lesnar!!!



The look of shock can be seen on all the superstars in the ring, as The Perfect Storm makes his way out onto the stage. For a few long seconds, Lesnar just stares at the ring. Then... he charges. The Beast hits the ring and goes after the first superstar he can find. R-Truth is unfortunate enough to be the closest to Lesnar. Truth kick’s out, but Lesnar catches his foot, and The Perfect Storm hurls R-Truth over the top rope and onto the floor below!


Elimination #9: R-Truth by Brock Lesnar


Lesnar then sets his sights on Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal. Lesnar runs at Mahal, clotheslining him over the top rope and out of the ring.


Elimination #10: Jinder Mahal by Brock Lesnar


While this happens Wade Barret slips under the bottom rope and out of the ring. Lesnar turns his attentions to Drew McIntyre. The Scotsman hits The Beast in the face, but Lesnar barely notices it. The Perfect Storm grabs McIntyre by the scruff of his neck and throws him over the top rope to land next to his partner, Mahal.


Elimination #11: Drew McIntyre by Brock Lesnar


Damien Sandow is the next lamb to the slaughter. The Duke of Decency hits The Anomaly with a big boot to the face followed by a collection punches. Lesnar soon counters however, picking Sandow up and throwing him out of the ring with a military press slam!


Elimination #12: Damien Sandow by Brock Lesnar


Sheamus is next in the sights of The Beast, but he refuses to be bullied, going for a Brogue kick! But Lesnar dodges the kick and picks up the Irishman, delivering an earth splitting f-5! Lesnar then stares at the titantron while the audience counts down to find out his next victim...



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**Time to play the Game**

Entrant #18: Triple H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The crowd erupts at the sound of Triple H’s music. The Game walks out onto the stage, eyes fixed on Lesnar. Lesnar returns the gaze right up until Triple H enters the ring. Then, The Game charges, brawling with Lesnar, the two enemies trading blow after blow. The game finally takes control, hitting Lesnar with punch after punch, forcing The Perfect Storm to back towards the ropes. Then Triple H charges and connects with a clothesline that has so much force behind it, both Triple H and Lesnar go tumbling out of the ring!!!


Elimination #13: Brock Lesnar by Triple H
Elimination #14: Triple H by Brock Lesnar



The two titans continue to brawl on the outside. Triple H reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer! The Game hits Lesnar in the stomach with the hammer, causing the Perfect Storm to retreat up the ramp. HHH finally catches up with Lesnar on the stage, where the game clotheslines The Beast. Triple H waits for Lesnar to rise before clocking him over the skull with the sledgehammer! The Game picks Lesnar up once more and delivers a Pedigree on the stage! Triple H finishes with a final crotch chop to taunt Lesnar, before walking off to the back. Meanwhile, back in the ring the remaining superstars, Antonio Cesaro, Wade Barrett, Sheamus and Cody Rhodes get to their feet and await the next entrant...



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**So close now**

Entrant #19: Jimmy Uso



Jimmy Uso is the new entrant, and the new no1 contender for the WWE Tag Team titles makes his way to the ring. Jimmy goes straight for Cody Rhodes, who he had faced earlier in the night. Rhodes ducks an attempt of a clothesline out of the ring by Jimmy, and goes for a disaster kick. Jimmy ducks this, picks Rhodes up, and delivers a Samoan drop! Jimmy has very little time to celebrate however, as Antonio Cesaro attacks him from behind and hurls the Samoan out of the ring!


Elimination #15: Jimmy Uso by Antonio Cesaro


Cesaro brawls with Wade Barrett as the crowd countdown the next entrant...



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**Weeeelllllllllllllllll it’s a Big Show! **

Entrant #20: The Big Show!



The Commentators inform us that Big Show is taking Dolph Ziggler’s place in the Rumble, since Ziggler cashed in his MITB briefcase and won the world Heavyweight title Earlier on in the night. Show’s head is bandaged from the beating he took from Del Rio earlier in the night, and is obviously pissed off. Wade Barrett slips under the bottom rope and out of the ring, leaving Antonio Cesaro to face the Big Show alone. Big show hits Cesaro with a chokeslam the moment he steps into the ring. But before Big Show can do more damage, he comes face to face with Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior unleashes on Show, not allowing the Giant any offence. Sheamus Brogue Kicks the Big Man! Sending Show tumbling out of the ring, barely a minute after he entered.


Elimination #16: The Big Show by Sheamus


Big Show is not happy and throws the top of the announce table around at ringside. When one of the referees at ringside attempts to stop him, Show hits him with the knockout punch! Show then storms up the ramp and into the lockeroom.



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**The Rising**

Entrant #21: Justin Gabriel



The South African Sensation, who won a tag team match in the preshow to qualify, makes his way out to the ring. He is greeted by his former teammate from The Corre and Nexus, Wade Barrett. Gabriel ducks The Englishman’s clothesline and springboards off the ropes to deliver a springboard moonsault to the former Intercontinental Champion. Meanwhile, Sheamus tosses Cody Rhodes over the top rope, but The Second Generation Star clings on and rolls back in under the bottom rope.



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**Feed Me Now! **

Entrant #22: Ryback!



Big Hungry is the next entrant, and surges down to the ring to join the battle. When he arrives, Ryback cleans house, taking out everyone in his path. Justin Gabriel attempts a springboard crossbody, but is caught in mid air by Ryback and tossed out of the ring.


Elimination #17: Justin Gabriel by Ryback


Ryback continues his barrage, turning to the United States Champion, and man he fought to a double countout two nights ago, Antonio Cesaro. Ryback hits Cesaro with a big boot, sending him against the ropes, and then follows up by clotheslining the US Champ (who had been in since the start) out of the ring.


Elimination #18: Antonio Cesaro by Ryback


Wade Barrett hits Ryback from behind and picks him up for Wasteland. But Big Hungry struggles and escapes, hitting Barrett with a running powerslam afterwards. Ryback stomp on the Englishman several times, before turning his attention to the titantron for the next countdown...



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**Your time is up! My time is now! **

Entrant #23: John Cena!!



John Cena is the 23rd entrant to the 2013 Royal Rumble Match. Cena enters the ring and has a staredown with Ryback before the pair start trading blows. Before they can continue, Rhodes, and Barrett interrupt. Cena drops Barrett with a protoplex and hits a five knuckle shuffle on the Englishman. Ryback hits Rhodes with Shellshocked, but before he can capitalize, is attacked by Sheamus.



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** Sierra Hotel Echo Lima Delta**

Entrant #24: Seth Rollins



As soon as the Shield’s music blares throughout the arena, Cena Ryback and Sheamus turn their attention to Seth Rollins. Rollins cautiously makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. As soon as he enters the ring, Cena Ryback Sheamus go after him. Rollins immediately rolls back under the bottom rope and out of the ring. Cena, Ryback and Sheamus give chase, cornering Rollins at ringside. Rollins decides to try and fight, hitting Ryback and Cena a few times before he is taken out by a Brogue Kick from Sheamus. Ryback picks him up and hits Shellshocked onto the ringside floor, and finally John Cena picks him up and delivers an attitude adjustment onto the floor as well. Before the trio can do further damage, Rhodes and Barrett slide out of the ring and attack Cena and Ryback, pulling them back into the ring. Sheamus follows and joins the brawl as the next countdown begins.



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**Veil of fire **

Entrant #25: Kane



The next entrant is one half of the WWE Tag team Champions, Kane. The Big Red Machine enters the ring and goes straight for Cody Rhodes, the man whose match he cost earlier in the night. Kane Chokeslams Rhodes, after a brief encounter, and then turns to face Ryback. Big Hungry is found to be much harder for Kane to deal with, fighting away from the Big Red machine’s attempted chokeslam. In an incredible display of strength, Ryback picks up the tag team champion, and throws the 300 pounder over the top rope!!!


Elimination #19: Kane by Ryback!



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**I Hear Voices in My Head**

Entrant #26: Randy Orton



The Viper is the next man in. Orton goes after the seemingly on fire Ryback, hitting him with a series of uppercuts, before downing him with an inverted backbreaker. Orton then comes face to face with his old rival, John Cena. Cena hits The Viper with a fisherman’s suplex and looks for an Attitude Adjustment. But Orton escapes and hits Cena with an RKO! Orton picks the Cenation leader up and looks to throw him out of the ring. However, Cena holds on to deny Orton.



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**Booyaka Booyaka 619**

Entrant #27: Rey Mysterio!



Rey Mysterio makes his return to the WWE after more than a month’s absence. Rey enters the ring with a seated senton from the top rope, hitting Wade Barrett. Randy Orton turns to the newly entered Mysterio and tries to throw him out. But Mysterio counters with a dropkick which sends Orton reeling back. Sheamus takes advantage of this and clotheslines Orton over the top rope and out of the ring!


Elimination #20: Randy Orton by Sheamus!


Orton looks absolutely shocked with what just occurred. Sheamus has only seconds to celebrate. The ever advantageous Wade Barrett sneaks up behind Sheamus, and tosses him over the top rope, just as he had Kofi Kingston earlier in the match!!!


Elimination #21: Sheamus by Wade Barrett


Orton just gives Sheamus an icy stare after he has been eliminated. Sheamus acknowledges Barrett’s opportunistic instinct. Barrett turns his attentions to former Rumble winner, Rey Mysterio. Barrett sets the Mexican up for Wasteland, but Mysterio counters with a hurricanrana, sending Barrett into the ropes, in the position for a 619. Rey Mysterio delivers the 619 to the Englishman, but doesn’t risk following up by going to the top rope. In the meantime, Cena and Ryback double team Cody Rhodes.



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** Sierra Hotel Echo Lima Delta**

Entrant #28: Roman Reigns



The third and final member of The Shield enters The Rumble. Before entering the ring, Reigns joins up with Seth Rollins at ringside, who has just recovered from the beating he took earlier. The duo enter the ring and go after Cena and Ryback. Reigns takes out Ryback by sending him shoulder first into the ringpost, allowing Rollins and reigns to double team Cena. Reigns holds Cena’s hands behind his back while Rollins punches away on the Cenation leader. Elsewhere, Cody Rhodes has an attempt at a Cross Rhodes countered into a hurricanrana DDT by Rey Mysterio.



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**More than one man band**

Entrant #29: Heath Slater



The leader of 3MB is the penultimate entrant in this year’s Royal Rumble match. After a fair amount of showboating on his way down the ramp, Slater goes after Rey Mysterio. After downing the Mexican with a plethora of suplexes, Slater picks him up and looks to powerbomb him out of the ring. However Mysterio is quick to counter, pulling Slater through with him. Rey clings onto the ropes and watches as the 3MB leader tumbles on to the floor!


Elimination #22: Heath Slater by Rey Mysterio



Rey Mysterio is far from safe, as Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes go after The Ultimate Underdog, trying to force him off the ring apron. Mysterio manages to show his class as he rolls under the bottom rope and back into the match. Mysterio is still cornered however, and the duo of Rhodes and Barrett stomp away on him. The crowd grows anxious in anticipation of who the final entrant will be, and start counting down...



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**IF YA SMELLLLLL!!!!!!!**

Entrant #30: THE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The People’s Champion is the final entrant in the 2013 Royal Rumble match! Despite failing to win the WWE title earlier, The Rock is ready to give it another go as he charges down to the ring. Reigns and Rollins cease double teaming John Cena and turn to face their latest challenge. The Rock ducks their initial double clothesline, rebounds off the ropes, and replies with a double clothesline of his own. The Rock picks up Seth Rollins and tosses him over the top rope, and out of the ring!


Elimination #23: Seth Rollins by The Rock


The Rock then turns to the more powerful Roman Reigns. Reigns gets rock with a few shots to the head, and backs him up against the ropes. But The Great One ducks the oncoming clothesline and hits Reigns with a Rock Bottom! Rocky picks up Reigns and tosses him over the top rope to join Seth Rollins on the floor.


Elimination #24: Roman Reigns by The Rock


The final six stare each other down. They are The Rock, John Cena, Ryback, Wade Barret, Cody Rhodes and Rey Mysterio. Cody Rhodes goes for The Rock, Cena and Ryback resume their brawl and Mysterio goes for a crossbody on Barrett. Barret catches the crossbody and hits The Winds of Change sideslam on the Mexican. Barrett picks up Mysterio and tries to through him over the top rope, but Mysterio clings on to Barrett with his legs, and looks to pull the Englishman over. But Barrett is too strong for Rey, and pulls The Ultimate Underdog’s legs away from his neck. Barrett then lets go and Mysterio falls to the floor, eliminated.


Elimination #25: Rey Mysterio by Wade Barrett


There is no rest for the wary however, as Barrett is instantly attacked by Ryback, while Cena helps The Rock go after Cody Rhodes. Ryback backs The Prince of the WWE into a corner and shoulder charges him. Meanwhile, Rhodes hits John Cena with a DDT, and goes after The Rock. Rock is unfazed however, and throws Rhodes over the top rope, and out of the Rumble.


Elimination #26: Cody Rhodes by The Rock


The final four each back into an individual corner. They are John Cena, The Rock, Wade Barrett and Ryback. Ryback lets out a yell and charges at John Cena, looking for a spear Cena counter instantly, getting underneath Ryback and picking him up. Cena Attitude Adjusts Big hungry over the top rope, eliminating him from the match!


Elimination 27: Ryback by John Cena


The Rock and John Cena turn on each other, exchanging blows, while Barrett sits in his corner, enjoying the show. Cena sends Rock face first into the nearest turnbuckle, then picks him up and hits an Attitude Adjustment. Barrett is quick to react, going after Dena before he has a chance to think. But Cena ducks Barrett’s clothesline and Attitude Adjusts him as well! Cena stands tall over his final two opponents, choosing which one to eliminate first.

But before John has a chance to make up his mind, a masked man comes out of the crowd and hits John Cena with a lead pipe! The figure is covered from head to toe in black, so no one has any idea who he is. The man hits Cena several more times with the lead pipe, before finally picking him up by the neck and throwing over the top rope!


Elimination #28: John Cena by ?????????


The Masked man leaves, the ring and escapes through the crowd, leaving no trace of who he is.

Barrett and Rock both gradually get to their feet in the ring. As soon as they are both on their feet, The Rock summons all his energy and hits Barrett with a Rock Bottom!!!

The Brahma Bull pulls off his wristband and throws it into the crowd. Then The People’s Champion runs from side to side in the ring before coming to a halt over the body of Wade Barret. The Rock performs his usual theatrics and then delivers the patented People’s Elbow, to a huge pop from the crowd!

The Rock picks up Wade Barrett and hurls him at the top rope. But Barrett holds on, not allowing himself to go over. The Rock hits Barrett with several punches to the face, before hitting The Englishman with a chop that sends Barrett reeling backwards. But Barrett clings on to the ropes and doesn’t go over. The Rock hits another chop, but again Barrett resists.

This time The Rock takes a run up, and comes charging in for a clothesline. But Barret drops to his knees and hit a back body drop, sending Rock sprawling over the ropes and onto the floor!!!!!!!!!!


Elimination #29 The Rock by Wade Barrett!!!!!!!!!


Winner: Wade Barrett!!!!!!!!

An exhausted Barrett drops to his knees in elation. Jim Ross on commentary screams “BARRETT HAS WON THE RUMBLE!!!! WADE BARRETT IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!!”

We fade to black with shots of Wade Barrett pointing high in the rafters to the sign that reads Wrestlemania 29, on what has been, a truly incredible night.




Quick Results:

The Usos def Team Rhodes Scholars
Kaitlyn def Eve to win the Divas Championship
Alberto Del Rio def Big Show in a knockout match to retain the World Heavyweight Championship
Dolph Ziggler def Alberto Del Rio to win the World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk def The Rock to retain the WWE Championship
Wade Barrett last eliminated The Rock to win the 30 man Royal Rumble!



Please join us again next time on WWE PPV, which will be Elimination Chamber on 17 February 2013


Until then, thank you all very much for reading, I hope to see you all again soon.
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