re: MLB: ONE WEEK!
Lots of nice pieces on the Mariners, though none of them blow you away. Montero, Ackley, Seager, Morales, and Morse. Decent cast of players. We'll see what Montero becomes.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*