Re: Make the worst WM PPV card possible, without making it look suspicious
John Cena vs The Rock - After 1 minute Santino Marella interferes and hits The Rock with the Cobra and Cena wins. After the match Cena and Santino celebate with Hornswoggle.
David Otunga vs Great Khali - 1 hour Iron Man match
The Undertaker vs Santino Marella - Santino pokes Undertaker's eyes and hits him with the Cobra, while Taker is down Santino signals someone to come to the ring.. who is it?? Mae Young! Mae sits on Taker's face while Santino does the trombone celebrarion, Mae then gets up and Santino goes for the pin and wins. 20-1.
Unfortunately, Wrestlemania has to stop due to the crowd leaving. The last match was Natalya vs Mae Young in a Fart Contest.