Make the worst WM PPV card possible, without making it look suspicious
Just for fun make a PPV that would make ..... squirm. It has to include all the big players
John Cena v The Rock (c) for the WWE title- Ends in 2 minutes with Cena winning by STFU. He then announces he has just signed a 7 year contract which will ensure the fans will see him main event for the rest of the decade
Mae Young v Vickie Guerro Brah and Panties match
Khali v The Undertaker in an I quit match= result is a draw ending Undertakers streak, after the referee realized Khali can't speak English and so cannot say "I quit".
Hornswoggle v Antonio Caesaro for the IC title = winner is Honrswoggle
HHH v Lesnar in an arm wrestling match -Winner- Lesnar. HHH retires for good.