Re: PWA Thunder - Monday, January 14th - #28
7. Del Rio
*Cricket comes out of the locker room followed but a ton of smoke*
"Promo? We don't need no stinking promo! But does anyone have any snacks? Mascara de la Muerte won't let me eat 30 minutes before out matches. All he does in nag nag nag about it. You know just last week, he asked if he could move his stuff into my locker? Of course I had all my snacks in there so I said no. Then he told me I was getting fat and needed to train a little harder, set a New Years Resolution."
*Cameraman asks why Cricket's eyes are so red*
"Uh, Mascara de la Muerte gave me these red contacts because he said it would really bring out the red in my eyes. I think it's a mexican thing?"