A Scrub Is A Guy We Think Is Fly
: People in the IWC obsess over their own, special Dark Match Darling "Who gives a fuck?" wrestler and mark for him while hating the top 5 guys in the promotion.
Every time spring cleaning happens, Scrub-marks come out the woodwork and tell everyone how Vince McMahon personally shoveled sand into their vaginas when some absolute irrelevancy who hasn't been on RAW or Smackdown or PPVs in 2 years is cut.
"HOW COULD YOU! HOW COULD YOU CUT THE SCRUB I MARK FOR?!"
Turn, Turn, Turn
If the IWC booked shit, we'd have more turns than Vince Russo.
Everybody needs to turn. The face to heel, the heel to face, the most clearly evil or good person on the roster should be a "tweener." As soon as the guy turns...
Complain about the turn.
I remember the majority of the people on this forum wanting The Miz to go face for at least a year. He went face. Now we aren't even 3 months into the turn...
TURN THE MIZ HEEL AGAIN!
You just know if WWE did that, IWC would cut its nuts off for having people turn too often without good reason.