Ben Wyatt's Low Cal Calzone Zone
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Golfing with Stephen Hawking, he lied about his handicap. Didn't need a golf cart though, I just sat in his lap.
Re: RANTSAMANIA: CALLOUTS
I used to play pro-youth. Dundee United, motherfucker. I might be a bump to the head away from being a vegetable now, but I had a future ahead of me, once (SPL counts as a future). If I'm going to invoke a riot, I'm going to do it on the pitch like a real man.
I will lead from the front.
This is what I do.
This is Sparta.
I met a Dundee Utd fan on holiday in the summer. Bingo was his name. Spent his mornings, afternoons and evenings raiding the all inclusive bar and making his way through 3 bottles of red wine a day, then challenging 'the english bastards' to a game of lilo where I half expected him to drown them for shits and giggles. I could only understand every 5th word he said, which made the limited times he spoke to me a tad uncomfortable, but I'd like to think in another time he could have taken me under his wing and shared with me his wisdom.
Tbh I think there's a poetic justice in Arsenal relying on a couple of people to win something for them