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post #6 of (permalink) Old 01-10-2013, 11:22 AM
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Re: Tragic Love Stories

jane loved steve
steve loved jane
eben dough
dey both lived many miles away
from each oder
one day steve professed his luv 4 jane
jane rejected steve's advances
b/c she was mormon
feelin' jaded, steve drank some vodka
n' he decided to take a drive to jane's house
where he wished to play the smiths on a boombox outside of her window
however steve crashed into a tree n' died
da next day jade found out n' cried
eben dough she met a new man at byu later that year
and together dey went on a mission trip 2 da land of romania
where dey saved souls in da name of willard mitt romney.

tank u 4 your time brothers.

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