Re: Tragic Love Stories
jane loved steve
steve loved jane
dey both lived many miles away
from each oder
one day steve professed his luv 4 jane
jane rejected steve's advances
b/c she was mormon
feelin' jaded, steve drank some vodka
n' he decided to take a drive to jane's house
where he wished to play the smiths on a boombox outside of her window
however steve crashed into a tree n' died
da next day jade found out n' cried
eben dough she met a new man at byu later that year
and together dey went on a mission trip 2 da land of romania
where dey saved souls in da name of willard mitt romney.
tank u 4 your time brothers.
Last edited by Regular-Ass Goon : 01-10-2013 at 10:25 AM.