These Drugs are the new Drugs yeah?
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Hipster Mountain
Tragic Love Stories
Here's one of my favourites. gets me everytime xxx
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
Got a problem with my mate Joopz faggot?
Really I thought average size was 8 1/2 inches? Thought I read something like that before? But Fuck.. this is awesome, before I was happy to just get over average, now I'm laughing
. Always wondered why Jenna always compliments me, thought she was just humoring me before
for sure. actually my brain in a chicks body would create the most hectic psycho crazy stalker bitch nymphomaniac lesbian ever. So basically Skittle