Originally Posted by DualShock

John Cena attacks The Rock from behind. He goes to the stage and says this

Dwayne, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.
I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship and I earned my right because I won the MITB match, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Dwayne. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you and your era are the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best and my era full of bland people. We are the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than we are and that’s making exciting television.

You’re as good as making exciting television as Stone Cold was. I don’t know if you’re as good as the Mr. McMahon character. He’s probably the greatest heel in history. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m burying myself! (Facepalm to the camera)

I have the best 5 moves in the world.

I’ve been the best tool, ass kisser, backstabber and cheater day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because the McMahon family saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Vince McMahon asskisser. You know who else was a Vince McMahon ass kisse? Triple H. And he is on top just like I am on top. But the biggest difference between me and Triple H is that he bangs the daughter of the boss, I bang only the girls of my friends

I’ve rided so many times on Vincent K. McMahon’s dick that it’s finally dawned on me that I’ts just that, it’s completely a joyride. The only thing that makes more fun the fact that day in and day out, for 10 years, I have proved to everybody in the world that people protect me. Vince, road agents, legends, officials, even the commentators! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little GOAT list. I’m not on the cover of your favourite PPV. I’m barely cheered. I don't get to be in a list with Hogan, Rock, Stone Cold. I’m certainly not on any of your crappy Attitude Era favourite wrestling show of all time. I’m not in the signature in a wrestlingforum. I was not in a storyline with the Corporation. I was not in a storyline with the Ministry of Darkness. But the fact of the matter is, I was in better storylines for example with Big Show or John Laurinaitis.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Debra’s cookies 10 year sago had a louder pop than me in my whole career makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part that the other half of the fans boos me. Because you’re the ones who act like retards in YouTube videos or wrestlingforum by defending me by insulting the children of other wrestlers or acting stupid like the fat dude at Over The Limit 2012. You’re the ones that will buy the new WWE 13 games with this great Attitude Era stars. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it at Nickelodeon. Maybe…I’ll go to Fred’s YouTube show.

(Cena looks at the camera and waves)

Hey, Pixie Lott, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to cheer the old Attitude Era stars. I’m just a chump who serves his purpose untill wrestling becames cool again. The chump is going to act like a chump until Linda retires from politics and until people have fully forgotten about the Benoit tragedy and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he made me the star of his company, and I’d like to think that people will cheer for me when I’m retired or dead. But the fact is, there still exist idiotic WWE DVD’s, doofus YouTube videos and the rest of the stupid media to remind the fans how much I suck."
(Suddenly, his mic gets cut off)