Re: Morrison vs Mahal?
Morrison was a jobber before he left because he was suffering from injuries, he knew he was on his way out, and the WWE knew he was on his way out. Prior to that he was never a jobber. He was a very strong midcarder who got world title shots and a few big wins here and there. There were many signs pointing to an eventual push, but it as luck would have it, it never materialized.
So no. Slater, Mahal, and McIntyre are jobbers, but they're also young. Morrison is 33. The whole point of 3MB is three dudes who seemingly have nothing in common being as annoying as possible. Mahal doesn't have to fit. It's a heel stable. He's supposed to piss you off, and judging by all the "He doesn't fit" comments, he's doing his job well.
And why in the world would Morrison come back to WWE to be on a crappy jobber stable? He is far beyond that. The guy might as well go to TNA or pursue other things in life if THAT is his future. Morrison left to improve on his weaknesses so he would be worth more upon return. He wants to be a world champ, not a jobber.
Having similar attire and a rockstar persona doesn't mean he should be on a job squad. He hasn't been a heel in a long time anyway.
CM Punk holds world title for over 250 days. [X]
Zack Ryder wins another title. 
John Morrison comes back OR he reaches one million Facebook likes. [X]
Triple H vs Lesnar happens. [X]
Wade Barrett, Rey Mysterio, or Christian return. [X]
Cena takes time off.