APES ON HORSES!
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Re: Which Superstars need new finishers?
Barrett doesn't need a new finisher, the Bull Hammer is fine. An elbow to the head is far more believable as a finish than a shitty move like the FU or the RKO where it's nothing but a flat bump on the mat.
The worst offender in this category is Big E Langston. That move doesn't look painful in the slightest, nor does it even make sense.
Ziggler needs a new finisher, the Zig Zag is terrible. The wrestlers want him using the Superkick according to Big Show. Personally, I think HBK is the only person I've ever seen that did it right, I don't particularly think he does it well, but ok, fine.
Cesaro should be using Swiss Death instead of the Neutralizer.
I wouldn't mind if Sandow used something different, but if they changed it, it'd probably turn into some generic flat fall like everything else, so I don't know if I should hope for that.
Daniel Bryan needs a pin finisher. He can keep the No Lock but he won't get everyone on the roster to tap out. I've wanted him to use that kick to the head he does when his opponent is on his knees for the longest time, he just looks like he could take your head off with that thing.
Originally Posted by John Pollock on John Cena
He now comes out to the ring in a John Cena hat, a John Cena shirt, John Cena wristbands, and somebody in merchandise saying "can we fit more on this guy?" and Vince says "well, god damn, he's only got so many limbs, what more can we put on the fucking guy?" "Well, we've got a towel" "ah fuck, give him the towel.", and he comes out now with a Don't Give Up towel. Like this man feels like a fucking Nascar driver with how much shit he has on when he comes out. It's like, ENOUGH! You want all my time, you want all my money. It just felt gross, Wai, watching all this, it's just like, have a modicum of self restraint. When is it enough? "Buy this, buy that, give me your life on Sunday, on Monday, on Wednesday, on Friday, buy a Network!" FUCK OFF!
Last edited by Tyrion Lannister : 01-01-2013 at 06:39 PM.