re: MLB: ONE WEEK!
Anibal Sanchez signs with............ THE CUBS. GO CUBS GO?
5 years, 75 million. Doesn't make sense. I hope Theo has an underlying idea.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*