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post #2 of (permalink) Old 12-11-2012, 04:48 AM Thread Starter
Black Element
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Re: CSE (????? Sports Entertainment)

So as it turns out and the secret is now revealed about the king of fellatio, John Cena now owns 100% of WWE. Effect immediately after TLC went off the air, he renamed the company to CSE, or Cena Sports Entertainment. He did this, because nobody wants to watch Wrestling anyone and he claims he is the world, therefore it is now Cena. 99% of the staff who work at WWE (wrestlers, refs, backstage, office staff) all tried to resign from their jobs, but the no work clause in their contract (yes, even the slut that makes the coffees wouldn't be able to work for a few monts) therefore they decided to ride it out and see where their new boss John Cena would take them. He announced all of this at the TLC after party, which was located at the nearby Chuck-E-Cheese. He decided to keep Vince & Paul on as chairmen and that, as Cena had no clue how to run a company. Cena decided that he only wanted to be the on-screen owner, as no good ever came out of someone running a company behind the scenes, because HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU WIN A NICKS CHOICE AWARD THEN?!?


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Kings Of Wrestling: Claudio Castagnoli & Chris Hero
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Last edited by Black Element; 12-11-2012 at 05:31 PM. Reason: Forgot to add little jimmy
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