Cutting a shoot promo to get over
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Cairo, Egypt
Re: The Russian laughter room.
There was once a little boy who knew no cuss words.He one day heard the words "Your mother's vagina" and asked his mother what it meant,His mother didn't want him to know so she told him it meant "School".The boy then heard the word "Penis" and asked his mother again,She told him it meant tie.The boy then heard the words "Fuck off" and asked his mother and she told him it meant "I'm sorry".The boy was then one day at school walking and he saw his principle and noticed he had a nicely coloured tie and went "Hey sir nice penis!",The principle instantly shouted "Excuse me!?" then the boy immediately went "fuck off I was only saying that you have a nice..." the principle shouted again "Where do you think you are young man?!?" the boy replied "Your mother's vagina".
I remember laughing my ass off the first time I heard this joke years ago.
"All you lords and ladies, still think that the only thing that matters is gold.
Well this (torturing people) makes me happier than all your gold ever could!
And that makes me happier than all her sapphires,
so go buy yourself a golden hand, and FUCK yourself with it!"
the wenches prefer a fart in the face to a bunch of flowers