re: MLB: ONE WEEK!
+I know he's rather mediocre these days, but Michael Young has approved his trade to the Phillies. Texas will eat $10 million of his $16 million contract next season.
+Dempster has turned down a deal from the Red Sox and the Royals. Both were reported as two year deals.
+CWS talking with Seattle about moving Dayan Viciedo; the Reds about de Aza.
+DBACKS land Brandon McCarthy for a two year deal. McCarthy received virtually the same contract as Joe Blanton got earlier from the Angels.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*