Re: Contradiction in Mods' rules.
They come round to your house with baseball bats. Then they play baseball on your front lawn for a few minutes before asking if you have a fanta.
That common sense thing I mentioned, it's quite easy to apply. Why not just post in current and existing threads until you have been here a while and see how things roll?
You could also find out who the mod is for the section you want to bump or start a thread in and shoot them a short PM asking if it's okay.
What's the subject that you urgently need to discuss anyway?