Okay these are WCW one's but too funny not to mention.
Ric Flair as the president of WCW has some hilarious quotes:
Ric Flair to Sting: "STING GET DOWN HERE DAMMIT IM THE PRESIDENT! DON'T BE FLYING AROUND WITHOUT TELLING ME! GET DOWN HERE!"
Ric Flair: "I AM RIC FLAIR, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!" Mene Gene: "No no no...WCW!" Flair: "WCW!"
Some other notables:
Kurt Angle: "Heck I've even tried fertilizer!"
The Rock: "1 ....2....IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!"
The Rock to Angle: "Earlier tonight, you said it doesn't matter who the 4 participants are in tonights fatal 4 way match up?"..."Did you say that?" Angle: "I sure di- Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU SAY DOESN'T MATTER!"
My favourite Rock catchphrase and those 2 are some of the funniest ones as well as the one with Billy Gunn and God.
CM Punk on commentary: "You spilled my diet soda!"
Booker T on commentary: "Duh hip bone's connected to duh tail bone!"
Jerry Lawler on Mankind falling through the cell: "That's it he's dead!"
shouldn't laugh but the way he says it has me in hysterics.
Those are some of my favourites.