Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! - Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon
And from Macho Man promos:
Dusty Rhodes, do you think you're what our forefathers were thinking about when they thought up the American Dream? Ooooh, yeah, I don't think so
And from Jesse Ventura:
I don't remember the exact wordings but from Jesse Ventura while commentating on Ivan Putski's match while his opponent claims his hair was pulled to the referee:
"Ofcourse he pulled his hair. My head used to be full of hair till i got into the ring with him"
And from the king of funny quotes, Piper:
"Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"
"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions."
"I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!"
"I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!"
Roddy Piper on Jim Duggan :
"Does the tongue hanging out help his balance?"
"I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!"
"When you were young did your mommy and daddy place the swing too close to the wall?"
"Your stupidity is something you're born with."
You think you can...turn me into a blubbering wreck...by preying on my fears...But I've already faced them--and come out the other side! You understand me? I know what I am...Who I am...And I am not afraid!~ The Man without Fear