10 things learned from raw 12-3-12
Here are 10 things learned from Raw (after a 8 week hiatus, I might be a bit rusty)
10. Shield attacks are becoming more predictable than...(enter in any Cena victory here)
9. Good News: Cesaro retains the U.S. Championship
Bad News: I did his double fist pump drunk with two full pints of beer.
8. This just in: Miz sucks as a face.....in other news Ryback is hungry
7. When Teddy Long shakes things up, its a tag match.....when Teddy Long really wants to shake things up its a fatal fourway. Teddy Long: The ultimate mindfuck
6. Sure storyline wise ADR will get Rosa Mendez.....but in reality Ricardo has been tappin that ass for quite some time. Ricardo's swag is unstoppable.
5. Every once in a while Vince likes to come on the screen for 3 min and give us a firm reminder that he is the one that controls this crappy product.
4. What do you get when you cross the Miz with a lollipop?......Brad Maddux
3. Daniel Bryans beard aka Bri Bellas pussy towel
2. Damien Sandow: Free education for dumb rasslin fans. Watch his promo and learn 3 new things every week.
1. A lie detector test ends Raw.....but thanks to the Shield, fans everywhere will never know if Punk is aligned with them or not.