This response is completely unwarranted. Everyone knows that Kirby is good as long as he does things in moderation. He shall have a five minute play time with the crown each day. Besides, should Kirby go so far as to release his bowels on the crown itself...well, that would still make him a better King than you. Wouldn't it, "Your Highness"...? #HeelKirby
Originally Posted by Melvis
Entry finally completed and sent in. Personally I quite like the emotional angle in it, but I genuinely don't know how it'll go down.
If I lose, and I highly suspect I might, any of you would make great Kings... except 619IDH, you'll only lose the crown. You'll give to Kirby and he'll just run off with it, plus he's not house-trained either and it'll just get messy - anyway, on topic, best of luck to all.
Mud-slinging aside, I know good and well I'm gonna get demolished
in this round. I'm not really happy at all with what I just sent in, but it involved a pair of guys I've wanted to write together for a long time now, so whether it earns me a berth or not, I can finally say I wrote them together. Best of luck to all of you, gentlemen. Even you, Melvis.