re: MLB: ONE WEEK!
The Dodgers are the favorite to sign Zack Greinke according to an insider. Both the Angels and Rangers are said to be “on the outside looking in.”
Fuck! No, no, no. C'mon, Halos, wake up. You need Greinke. Don't let him slip through your fingers. Don't let him be consumed by the wicked Blue Horde's Invasion of the Body Snatchers-style humongous peapod!