Imagine you are a newborn baby.
If WWE wrestlers could be your family, who would you choose?
-Father
-Mother
-Brother (Brothers if tag-team, up to 40 years)
-Sister (Divas, sisters if tag-team, up to 40 years)
-Grandfather (A WWE legend over 50)
-Grandmother (WWE legend over 50)
-And a friend who's always there for you to entertain you
-And oh, you can mention your girlfriend too.
My choices:
Father: Triple H. He's in the charge of things and would legitimately kick ass if someone disturbs me. And funny, with his DX jokes and stuff.
Mother: Victoria. Or Natalya, if we want the current roster. They're kinda older so I wouldn't fuck them or something. And they can beat the crap out of everyone.
Brother: Dolph Ziggler. Cocky and can defend himself. As he's my brother, he wouldn't hate me.
Sister: Eve. Kinda reminds me of all my cousins. Successful and cocky.
Grandfather: Dusty Rhodes. He's kinda crazy but caring and loving.
Grandmother: Mae Young. Because she is immortal and I'm a hand.
A friend who's always there for you to entertain you: Rey Mysterio. Nothing better than the guy that I loved since my childhood.
Girlfriend: Layla. Because AJ is crazy.
Don't complain about the thread cuz' we know it is crazy. Just post your choices or
