I'm a 31 year old heterosexual from the UK...
We invented the word "Cunt"
You Australians are drunk tarts. In most of the British eyes.
Canadians are our offspring.
USA are traitorous cunts.
OZ, let me tell you a story about Oz, you flexo tool.
Those arms you're roided up on, are owned by my queen.
Now, cunt, Never ever use a British word in your lowlife OZ, vocabulary again.
The word "Cunt" belongs to the UK.
you Oz, Fosters cunts, are not stealing it.
This. Is. AWESOME.