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Originally Posted by Purple Aki
Fuck, I've never been so tempted by that Google search bar in the top right hand corner. I've barely glanced at it until now.
Can't say I've heard of it though, it sounds like a place for campervans and horrible families of 12 with rags for clothes.
Fuck you and you caravan. You seem like a bearable guy, cock head.
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Nah, you're thinking of Wisbech mate: The arsehole of the Fens, a place that was built on first cousin marriages and backwards Romany gypsy values, where feral children play in skips searching for cigarette butt ends, a 'civilisation' where one night stands are considered long term relationships when compared to the usual quicky with a randomer in the 'the market inn' bogs, where the smell of multiple processed food factories flood the air with an aroma of chiken shit, a place where widespread birth deformities caused by the lack of discipline between desperate siblings with overzealous sex drives are blamed on overhead power cables.
This isn't even hyperbole, if anything I'm being a little generous to the place.