You've got a problem?
You have a fucking problem?
Try being the one from Liverpool! Now that is a problem.
Man, I live about 30 miles away from Govan. GOVAN. If you're unaware of Govan then...then you're lucky, and if I were you I'd stay unaware of Govan. I know you're looking up at that Google search box and you're tempted, but don't do it. Do not.
I'm also legally prohibited from listening to hip-hop music as of July this year after I punched a hole through a taxi driver's skull. "Turn the other cheek and I'll break your fuckin' chin."
Fuck your fucking problems.