I wouldn't really call it name-dropping - that's what you do with important people who matter. With you it's more of a collective laughing in your fucking face.
Have you tried pissing as hard as you can and then grabbing at the base of the stream mid-piss? May as well have a go, as judging by the pictures of yourself you posted on here, it's not as if you mind having piss all over you.
I find it funny that you keep mentioning my pic when you were too much of a pussy to post your own.