Re: Oh, God. I might have to cook Thanksgiving.
Buy a whole bunch of Microwave food, tell your family you dislike being bothered when cooking so they better wait in the living room if they are home, heat up the food, and voila. Don't forget to blemish a few pans, spoons, and knives, and put them in the dish washer so it actually looks like you cooked something.
Or you could Youtube a few recipes and put some effort into it?
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