Re: Oh, God. I might have to cook Thanksgiving.
I think you could just serve them the food...raw
UNCUT, UNCENSORED, and UNCOOKED!
The closest I'm gonna get to a quality Thanksgiving meal will probably be a turkey lunch meat on wheat sandwich. I've been screwed out of Thanksgiving and Easter meals regularly for the past few years...
But hey turkey on wheat ain't bad and there's no awkward conversations.